Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Design bugs are often subtle and occur by evolution with early assumptions being forgotten as new features or uses are added to a system.
Fernando J. Corbató
Lines of code are only worth counting, when time has come to delete them.
Anonymous
God is Real, unless declared Integer.
Anonymous
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Harlan Ellison
A computer programmer is a device for turning coffee into bugs.
Bram Moolenaar
In software systems, it is often the early bird that makes the worm.
Alan J. Perlis
When a professor insists computer science is X but not Y, have compassion for his graduate students.
Alan J. Perlis
In computing, the mean time to failure keeps getting shorter.
Alan J. Perlis
I hate code, and I want as little of it in our product as possible.
Jack Diederich
Computation has made the tree flower.
Alan J. Perlis