Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it.
Seymour Cray on virtual memory
You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing vitality of FORTRAN.
Alan J. Perlis
I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.
Alan Kay
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.
Donald Knuth
In the good old days physicists repeated each other's experiments, just to be sure. Today they stick to FORTRAN, so that they can share each other's programs, bugs included.
Edsger W. Dijkstra
On the 7th day ... God began debugging.
Anonymous
I Hate Programming.
Anonymous
I Hate Programming.
I Hate Programming.
It works!
I Love Programming.
Lines of code are only worth counting, when time has come to delete them.
Anonymous
Writing in C or C++ is like running a chain saw with all the safety guards removed.
Bob Gray
Good software, like wine, takes time.
Joel Spolsky
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Sir Arthur C Clarke