Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it.
Seymour Cray on virtual memory
If I had more time, I would have written a shorter letter.
Cicero
Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.
Linus Torvalds
Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from a rigged demonstration.
Anonymous
The best writing is rewriting.
E. B. White
You might as well pay your customers 50K because they are just your QA.
Juixe TechKnow
Selecting a project due date before the requirements are properly gathered is like selecting which corner you want to paint yourself into, while simultaneously negating the doorway as a viable option.
Chris Ames
Sometimes, the elegant implementation is just a function. Not a method. Not a class. Not a framework. Just a function.
John Carmack
Any fool can use a computer. Many do.
Ted Nelson
To understand a program you must become both the machine and the program.
Alan J. Perlis
The cheapest, fastest, and most reliable components are those that aren't there.
Gordon Bell