Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it.
Seymour Cray on virtual memory
Anyone who has a wife and small kids knows that programming belongs to the easy things in life.
Anonymous
If you can imagine a society in which the computer - robot is the only menial, you can imagine anything.
Alan J. Perlis
C(++) is a write-only, high-level assembler language.
Stefan Van Baelen
Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.
Alan J. Perlis
It is easier to optimize correct code than to correct optimized code.
Anonymous
Users are a terrible thing. Systems would be infinitely more stable without them.
Michael T. Nygard.
Education is the process of learning more and more about less and less until one knows everything about nothing and is entitled to call oneself 'Doctor'.
Anonymous
Never trust a programmer in a suit.
Anonymous
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Douglas Adams
It's 5.50 a.m.... Do you know where your stack pointer is?
Anonymous