Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.
Stan Kelly-Bootle
Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it.
Seymour Cray on virtual memory
Web Development is a lot like kickboxing: You have to watch your cookies.
Anonymous
Debugging is like farting - it's not so bad when it's your own code.
Anonymous
Software is under a constant tension. Being symbolic it is arbitrarily perfectible; but also it is arbitrarily changeable.
Alan J. Perlis
In order to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion.
Anonymous
You can stand on the shoulders of giants OR a big enough pile of dwarfs, works either way.
Anonymous
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Thomas A. Edison
If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
Alan J. Perlis
If you want to confuse your enemies, give them the source code. If you want to really confuse them, give them the documentation.
Anonymous
XML is like violence - if it's not working for you, you're not using enough of it.
Anonymous