Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.
Clark's law
There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
Jeremy S. Anderson
The debate rages on: is PL/I Bachtrian or Dromedary?
Alan J. Perlis
Most people find the concept of programming obvious, but the doing impossible.
Alan J. Perlis
I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Development has two outputs... Code & Bugs
Anonymous
I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn't show up in a Unix directory listing.
Oktal
If we can't fix it, then it ain't broke.
Jon Bentley
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.
Bill Gates
Computer programmers don't byte, they nibble a bit.
Anonymous