Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
When a professional race car driver races, his pulse gets lower and he relaxes.
Jun-ichiro Hagino
When I code it is the same thing.
God did not create the world in seven days; for six days he screwed around and then pulled an all-nighter.
Anonymous
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Dennis Ritchie
When art critics get together they talk about Form and Structure and Meaning. When artists get together they talk about where you can buy cheap turpentine.
Pablo Picasso
If it works, leave it alone — there's no need to understand it. If it fails, try to fix it — there's no time to understand it.
Bill Pfeifer
The only valid measurement of code quality: WTFs / minute
Thom Holwerda
Every dark corner you haven't explored with your flashlight is full of bugs.
Kent Beck and Martin Fowler
A computer programmer is a device for turning coffee into bugs.
Bram Moolenaar
It seems to me you can program with discipline or you can program with bondage and discipline. You can't avoid the discipline either way, but bondage appeals to some people.
Patrick Logan
It is easier to port a shell than a shell script.
Larry Wall