Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.
Edward V Berard
Multitasking is the art of distracting yourself from two things you’d rather not be doing by doing them simultaneously.
Anonymous
I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.
Alan Kay
A program without a loop and a structured variable isn't worth writing.
Alan J. Perlis
C is to programming as Latin is to literature.
Anonymous
Three things should never be seen in the process of being created: laws, sausage, and software.
Anonymous
The three chief virtues of a programmer are: Laziness, Impatience and Hubris.
Larry Wall
Java is a DSL to transform big Xml documents into long exception stack traces.
Scott Bellware
Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What is Latin for office automation?
Alan J. Perlis
When in doubt, leave it out.
Joshua Bloch