Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn't show up in a Unix directory listing.
Oktal
If it doesn't have to work, we can do it real quick.
Watts Humphrey
In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?
Anonymous
The Internet? Is that thing still around?
Homer Simpson
Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.
Clark's law
If you can imagine a society in which the computer - robot is the only menial, you can imagine anything.
Alan J. Perlis
If we'd asked the customers what they wanted, they would have said "faster horses".
Henry Ford
If at first you don't succeed, try/catch, try/catch again.
Anonymous
There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses.
Bjarne Stroustrup
Saying that Java is good because it works on all platforms is like saying anal sex is good because it works on all genders.
Anonymous