Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Don't have good ideas if you aren't willing to be responsible for them.
Alan J. Perlis
I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
Assaf Nitzan
Prolonged contact with the computer turns mathematicians into clerks and vice versa.
Alan J. Perlis
Saying that Java is good because it works on all platforms is like saying anal sex is good because it works on all genders.
Anonymous
Working software is the primary measure of progress.
Agile Manifesto
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
Janet Reno
KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid
Anonymous
An idiot with a computer is a faster, better idiot.
Rich Julius
You can't solve social problems through technical means.
Anonymous
If you use copy and paste while you're coding, you're probably committing a design error.
David Parnas