Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
If you want to confuse your enemies, give them the source code. If you want to really confuse them, give them the documentation.
Anonymous
Linux is only free if your time has no value.
Jamie Zawinski
Fast, Cheap, Reliable: Pick any two.
Anonymous
Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.
Linus Torvalds
If our customers wanted a product that worked that way, tell them to purchase a product that works that way.
Anonymous
Debuggers don't remove bugs. They only show them in slow motion.
Anonymous
Computers are getting smarter all the time. Scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (And by 'they', I mean 'computers'. I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)
Dave Barry
You might as well pay your customers 50K because they are just your QA.
Juixe TechKnow
The reason we plan ahead is so that we don't have to do anything right now.
Anonymous
Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What is Latin for office automation?
Alan J. Perlis