Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
I hate code, and I want as little of it in our product as possible.
Jack Diederich
A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that worked.
John Gall
There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.
Bill Gates
Manually managing blocks of memory in C is like juggling bars of soap in a prison shower: It's all fun and games until you forget about one of them.
Anonymous
In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word "frustration".
Alan J. Perlis
Good enough is neither.
Jim Spivey
Now I'm a pretty lazy person and am prepared to work quite hard in order to avoid work.
Martin Fowler
If architects built houses the way programmers built programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.
Gerald Weinberg
My programs don't have bugs, they just develop random features.
Anonymous
As soon as you agree on the number of spaces for indentation, no-one argues for tabs.
Alvar Lumberg