Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Make something fool-proof and someone will make a better fool.
Anonymous
Code never lies, comments sometimes do.
Ron Jeffries
Fight code entropy.
John Carmack
If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.
Anonymous
Computers are getting smarter all the time. Scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (And by 'they', I mean 'computers'. I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)
Dave Barry
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'
Isaac Asimov
Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.
Edward V Berard
When a professional race car driver races, his pulse gets lower and he relaxes.
Jun-ichiro Hagino
When I code it is the same thing.
From a programmer's point of view, the user is a peripheral that types when you issue a read request.
Peter Williams
I hate code, and I want as little of it in our product as possible.
Jack Diederich