Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
I know it doesn't sound like a big effort, but programmers are really, really lazy, and they like to minimize motion. They'd use feeder tubes if the Health Department would let them.
Steve Yegge
Think of it! With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACS in 1 sq. cm.
Alan J. Perlis
A startup now can be just a pair of 22 year old guys. A company like that can move much more easily than one with 10 people, half of whom have kids.
Paul Graham
There is no IRL, only AFK
Anonymous
Working software is the primary measure of progress.
Agile Manifesto
A programmer never dies he just degrades gracefully.
Anonymous
It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
Hofstadter's Law
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction.
E.F. Schumacher
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Hanlon's Razor
'Goto' is always evil, like in 'goto school' or 'goto work'.
Anonymous