Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
God is Real, unless declared Integer.
Anonymous
I was a C++ programmer before I started designing Ruby. I programmed in C++ exclusively for two or three years. And after two years of C++ programming, it still surprised me.
Matz
Simplicity - the art of maximizing the amount of work not done - is essential.
Agile Manifesto
Once you've dressed and before you leave the house, look in the mirror and take at least one thing off.
Coco Chanel
Purely applicative languages are poorly applicable.
Alan J. Perlis
A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that worked.
John Gall
As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, in real applications.
Dave Parnas
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
Isaac Asimov
The real money isn't in the software. It's in the service you build with that software.
Jeff Atwood
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
Anonymous