Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Java is C++ without the guns, knives, and clubs.
James Gosling
You want a dot operator in PHP?
Matthew Leffler
eval(str_replace('.', '->', $code_with_dot_operator))
A well-written program is its own heaven; a poorly-written program is its own hell.
Tao of Programming
If you've seen one picture of the Mandelbrot Set, you've seen them all.
Bill Karwin
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Andy Rooney
God could create the world in six days because he didn't have to make it compatible with the previous version.
Anonymous
Systems have sub-systems and sub-systems have sub- systems and so on ad infinitum - which is why we're always starting over.
Alan J. Perlis
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Pablo Picasso
We should forget about small efficiencies, say about 97% of the time: premature optimization is the root of all evil.
Donald Knuth
It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
Hofstadter's Law