Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
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Anonymous
FORTRAN was the language of choice for the same reason that three-legged races are popular.
Ken Thompson
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
Anonymous
Errors, like straws, upon the surface flow; He who would search for pearls must dive down below.
John Dryden
Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
Albert Einstein
I've never written the best code I've ever written.
Anonymous
When you want to do something differently from the rest of the world, it's a good idea to look into whether the rest of the world knows something you don't.
Anonymous
If architects built houses the way programmers built programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.
Gerald Weinberg
C++ is to C as Lung Cancer is to Lung.
Anonymous
There are 10 types of people in the world, those who can read binary, and those who can't.
Anonymous