Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Debuggers don't remove bugs. They only show them in slow motion.
Anonymous
I will not be a lemming and follow the crowd over the cliff and into the C.
John Beidler
Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't work. Practice is when something works, but you don't know why. Programmers combine theory and practice: Nothing works and they don't know why.
Anonymous
One man's constant is another man's variable.
Alan J. Perlis
Within a computer natural language is unnatural.
Alan J. Perlis
Working software is the primary measure of progress.
Agile Manifesto
Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.
Brian Kernighan
Systems have sub-systems and sub-systems have sub- systems and so on ad infinitum - which is why we're always starting over.
Alan J. Perlis
Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
Anonymous
j++; // increment j
Anonymous