Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
A computer programmer is a device for turning coffee into bugs.
Bram Moolenaar
The time machine's software will have a recursive main method.
Anonymous
Computer programmers don't byte, they nibble a bit.
Anonymous
The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.
Edsger Dijkstra
To understand a program you must become both the machine and the program.
Alan J. Perlis
If it is worth doing once, it is worth automating...
Anonymous
You can write software expecting the hardware to be perfect, unfortunately hardware is not perfect and you have to fix it in code.
W. Giraud
It compiles. Ship it!
Anonymous
The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple. After that it's all learned.
Bruce Ediger
If you're going to break it, then break it good. Break everything. Get to the very front of the line. Don't like move up a couple of slots. That's pointless.
Anders Hejlsberg