Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
You can't solve social problems through technical means.
Anonymous
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offence.
Edsger Dijkstra
Owning a computer without programming is like having a kitchen and using only the microwave oven.
Charles Petzold
Talk is cheap, show me the code!
Linus Torvalds
It makes no sense to try to do what we can. We must do what is necessary.
Winston Churchill
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Mitch Ratcliffe
Don’t fix bugs later; fix them now.
Steve Maguire
There is no IRL, only AFK
Anonymous
It takes an intelligent person to build something complex; it takes a genius to build something simple.
Anonymous
A logician trying to explain logic to a programmer is like a cat trying to explain to a fish what it's like to get wet.
Anonymous