Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Any set of procedures, no matter how well intentioned or useful, that are too difficult to follow, will be circumvented.
Ravera's First Law of System Administration
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
Murphy's Law
Test driven development is like eating watermelon. Slice it up and work in sections at a time; eat all the red until all you have left is green.
Terry L Thompson
C is quirky, flawed and an enormous success.
Dennis Ritchie
Every language has an optimization operator. In C++ that operator is ‘//’
Anonymous
We're even wrong about which mistakes we're making.
Carl Winfeld
The C Programming Language — A language which combines the flexibility of assembly language with the power of assembly language.
Anonymous
The only valid measurement of code quality: WTFs / minute
Thom Holwerda
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Anonymous
A computer scientist counts to ten: 0, 1, 2, 3, 4 ...
Anonymous
Everyone else counts to ten: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5