Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Manually managing blocks of memory in C is like juggling bars of soap in a prison shower: It's all fun and games until you forget about one of them.
Anonymous
There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.
Bill Gates
Perl - The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption.
Keith Bostic
Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
Anonymous
Remember, a great way to avoid broken code is to have less of it. The code that you never write will work forever.
Russ Olsen
A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
Alan J. Perlis
Designing software in a team is like writing poetry in a committee meeting.
Joel Spolsky
It's OK to figure out murder mysteries, but you shouldn't need to figure out code. You should be able to read it.
Steve McConnell
It is the user who should parameterize procedures, not their creators.
Alan J. Perlis
...basically, avoid comments. If your code needs a comment to be understood, it would be better to rewrite it so it's easier to understand.
Rob Pike