Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Never trust a programmer in a suit.
Anonymous
Compatibility means deliberately repeating other people's mistakes.
Anonymous
Once you've dressed and before you leave the house, look in the mirror and take at least one thing off.
Coco Chanel
A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
Alan J. Perlis
Working software is the primary measure of progress.
Agile Manifesto
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
Anonymous
The most important computer is the one that rages in our skulls and ever seeks that satisfactory external emulator. The standarization of real computers would be a disaster - and so it probably won't happen.
Alan J. Perlis
A programmer started to cuss
Anonymous
Because getting to sleep was a fuss
As he lay there in bed
Looping 'round in his head
was: while(!asleep()) sheep++;
Good programmers never write what they can steal or borrow.
Jeff Atwood
When art critics get together they talk about Form and Structure and Meaning. When artists get together they talk about where you can buy cheap turpentine.
Pablo Picasso