Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone.
Oswald Chambers
All problems in computer science can be solved with another level of indirection.
David Wheeler
Pasting code from the Internet into production code is like chewing gum found in the street.
Anonymous
There is no IRL, only AFK
Anonymous
Inside every complex program is a simple program trying to get out.
Anonymous
Behind Every Successful Coder, there'an even more successful De-Coder to understand that Code.
Anonymous
You might as well pay your customers 50K because they are just your QA.
Juixe TechKnow
In My Egotistical Opinion, most people's C programs should be indented six feet downward and covered with dirt.
Blair P. Houghton
Working software is the primary measure of progress.
Agile Manifesto
[The common definition of estimate is] "An estimate is the most optimistic prediction that has a non-zero probability of coming true" . . .
Tom DeMarco
Accepting this definition leads irrevocably toward a method called what's-the-earliest- date-by-which-you-can't-prove-you-won't-be- finished estimating.