Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
I get as much enjoyment from trashing code as I do from scratching it out in the first place!
Anonymous
Let the code run free, if it needs to be debugged, it will come back.
Anonymous
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Pablo Picasso
Vi is a subset of evil.
Anonymous
Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it always increases.
Anonymous
On the 7th day ... God began debugging.
Anonymous
Blame doesn't fix bugs.
Anonymous
Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it.
Seymour Cray on virtual memory
One who works with their hands is a laborer.
Anonymous
One who works with their hands and their mind is a craftsman.
One who works with their hands, mind and heart is an artist.
XML is like violence - if it's not working for you, you're not using enough of it.
Anonymous