Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
I Hate Programming.
Anonymous
I Hate Programming.
I Hate Programming.
It works!
I Love Programming.
In seeking the unattainable, simplicity only gets in the way.
Alan J. Perlis
Development has two outputs... Code & Bugs
Anonymous
If it doesn't have to work, we can do it real quick.
Watts Humphrey
When all you have is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.
Anonymous
The C Programming Language — A language which combines the flexibility of assembly language with the power of assembly language.
Anonymous
Good programmers invest the effort to learn how to use current practices. Not-so-good programmers just learn the buzzwords, and that’s been a software industry constant for a half century.
Boris Beizer
Java is a DSL to transform big Xml documents into long exception stack traces.
Scott Bellware
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Harlan Ellison
I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.
Alan Kay