Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
C: a language that combines all the elegance and power of assembly language with all the readability and maintainability of assembly language.
Anonymous
Testing like the TSA.
David Heinemeier Hansson on testing too much
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Douglas Adams
Team debugging: the act of intimidating a PC into doing for two people what it refuses to do for one.
Anonymous
Selecting a project due date before the requirements are properly gathered is like selecting which corner you want to paint yourself into, while simultaneously negating the doorway as a viable option.
Chris Ames
Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If it's original, you'll have to ram it down their throats.
Howard Aiken
You can stand on the shoulders of giants OR a big enough pile of dwarfs, works either way.
Anonymous
The only constructive theory connecting neuroscience and psychology will arise from the study of software.
Alan J. Perlis
First, solve the problem. Then, write the code.
John Johnson
We're even wrong about which mistakes we're making.
Carl Winfeld