Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
God did not create the world in seven days; for six days he screwed around and then pulled an all-nighter.
Anonymous
Enlightened trial and error outperforms the planning of flawless intellects.
David Kelly
Just don't create a file called -rf.
Larry Wall
Owning a computer without programming is like having a kitchen and using only the microwave oven.
Charles Petzold
C++ is an horrible language. Even if the choice of C were to do *nothing* but keep the C++ programmers out, that in itself would be a huge reason to use C.
Linus Torvalds
A documented bug is not a bug; it is a feature.
James P. MacLennan
The reason we plan ahead is so that we don't have to do anything right now.
Anonymous
With all due respect John, I am the head of IT and I have it on good authority. If you type "Google" into Google, you can break the Internet.
Jen, "The IT Crowd"
Debugging is like farting - it's not so bad when it's your own code.
Anonymous
I hate code, and I want as little of it in our product as possible.
Jack Diederich