Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
Paul Ehrlich
Debuggers don't remove bugs. They only show them in slow motion.
Anonymous
It works on my machine.
Anonymous
If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
Alan J. Perlis
Education is the process of learning more and more about less and less until one knows everything about nothing and is entitled to call oneself 'Doctor'.
Anonymous
The Internet? Is that thing still around?
Homer Simpson
A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of nothing.
Alan J. Perlis
You might as well pay your customers 50K because they are just your QA.
Juixe TechKnow
To most Java developers, Ruby/Rails is like a mistress. Ruby/Rails is young, new, and exciting; but eventually we go back to old faithful, dependable, and employable Java with some new tricks and idioms and we are the better programmer for it.
Juixe TechKnow
Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What is Latin for office automation?
Alan J. Perlis