Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
There are only two hard problems in Computer Science: cache invalidation and naming things.
Phil Karlton
Inside every complex program is a simple program trying to get out.
Anonymous
I finally found a definition for "middleware". "Middleware" is the software nobody wants to pay for.
Chris Stone
If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.
Robert Sewell
Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from a rigged demonstration.
Anonymous
If you use copy and paste while you're coding, you're probably committing a design error.
David Parnas
It makes no sense to try to do what we can. We must do what is necessary.
Winston Churchill
Is it possible that software is not like anything else, that it is meant to be discarded: that the whole point is to see it as a soap bubble?
Alan J. Perlis
Development has two outputs... Code & Bugs
Anonymous
Remember, a great way to avoid broken code is to have less of it. The code that you never write will work forever.
Russ Olsen