Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
It works on my machine.
Anonymous
There's no test like production.
Anonymous
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Rich Kulawiec
A good system can't have a weak command language.
Alan J. Perlis
The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.
Edsger Dijkstra
I went to school to learn how to program software applications, which inevitably have bug defects. There was no course at my university on testing, debugging, profiling, or optimization. These things you have to learn on your own, usually in a tight deadline.
Juixe TechKnow
Software and cathedrals are much the same - first we build them, then we pray.
Anonymous
It's not what the software does. It's what the user does.
Hugh Macleod
A fool with a tool is still a fool.
Anonymous
90% of everything is crap
Sturgeon's Revelation