Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
All programs have at least one bug remaining and can be optimized by one byte. Thus, by mathematical induction, all programs can be reduced to one byte. And it won't work.
Anonymous
There is nothing quite so permanent as a quick fix.
Anonymous
If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.
Robert Sewell
If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
Alan J. Perlis
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
Rick Osborne
It is easier to optimize correct code than to correct optimized code.
Anonymous
You're never done, you just run out of time.
Anonymous
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Pablo Picasso
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Dennis Ritchie
Don't tell people how to do things, tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results.
George S. Patton