Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Don't worry if it doesn't work right. If everything did, you'd be out of a job.
Mosher's Law of Software Engineering
The three chief virtues of a programmer are: Laziness, Impatience and Hubris.
Larry Wall
When someone says "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I wish done," give him a lollipop.
Alan J. Perlis
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Rich Cook
Think twice before you start programming or you will program twice before you start thinking.
Anonymous
Code is never finished, only abandoned.
Anonymous
A fool with a tool is still a fool.
Anonymous
A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming, is not worth knowing.
Alan J. Perlis
You want a dot operator in PHP?
Matthew Leffler
eval(str_replace('.', '->', $code_with_dot_operator))
A programmer never dies he just degrades gracefully.
Anonymous