Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
If at first you don't succeed, try/catch, try/catch again.
Anonymous
You can stand on the shoulders of giants OR a big enough pile of dwarfs, works either way.
Anonymous
There's no test like production.
Anonymous
C trades a slap on the wrist at compile time for a knife in the back at run time.
Anonymous
Think of it! With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACS in 1 sq. cm.
Alan J. Perlis
My assertion that we can do better with computer languages is a persistent belief and fond hope, but you'll note I don't actually claim to be either rational or right. Except when it's convenient.
Larry Wall
You're never done, you just run out of time.
Anonymous
You start writing code, I'll go see what the customer wants
Anonymous
XML is like violence - if it's not working for you, you're not using enough of it.
Anonymous
Sex is fun, but it probably doesn't solve all your problems.
Larry Wall