Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Saying that Java is good because it works on all platforms is like saying anal sex is good because it works on all genders.
Anonymous
If you use copy and paste while you're coding, you're probably committing a design error.
David Parnas
Good architecture is necessary to give programs enough structure to be able to grow large without collapsing into a puddle of confusion.
Douglas Crockford
A programmer started to cuss
Anonymous
Because getting to sleep was a fuss
As he lay there in bed
Looping 'round in his head
was: while(!asleep()) sheep++;
It's OK to figure out murder mysteries, but you shouldn't need to figure out code. You should be able to read it.
Steve McConnell
All real programmers know C of course.
Jeff Atwood
All programming is an exercise in caching.
Terje Mathisen
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.
Donald Knuth
If you require information, do not free memory containing the information.
MSDN
Don't tell people how to do things, tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results.
George S. Patton