Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction.
E.F. Schumacher
There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses.
Bjarne Stroustrup
God is Real, unless declared Integer.
Anonymous
The C Programming Language — A language which combines the flexibility of assembly language with the power of assembly language.
Anonymous
Enlightened trial and error outperforms the planning of flawless intellects.
David Kelly
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Rich Kulawiec
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use regular expressions." Now they have two problems.
Jamie Zawinski
If you lie to the compiler, it will get its revenge.
Henry Spencere
In computing, invariants are ephemeral.
Alan J. Perlis
No code is faster than no code.
Anonymous