Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple. After that it's all learned.
Bruce Ediger
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Michael Sinz
Vi is a subset of evil.
Anonymous
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
Vincent van Gogh
There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
Jeremy S. Anderson
No one hates software more than software developers.
Jeff Atwood
My assertion that we can do better with computer languages is a persistent belief and fond hope, but you'll note I don't actually claim to be either rational or right. Except when it's convenient.
Larry Wall
Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What is Latin for office automation?
Alan J. Perlis
Enlightened trial and error outperforms the planning of flawless intellects.
David Kelly
A documented bug is not a bug; it is a feature.
James P. MacLennan