Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
The whole HTML validation exercise is questionable, but validating as XHTML is flat-out masochism. Only recommended for those that enjoy pain. Or programmers. I can't always tell the difference.
Jeff Atwood
There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.
Bill Gates
I finally found a definition for "middleware". "Middleware" is the software nobody wants to pay for.
Chris Stone
A programmer never dies he just degrades gracefully.
Anonymous
It is not a language's weakness but its strengths that control the gradient of its change: Alas, a language never escapes its embryonic sac.
Alan J. Perlis
I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn't show up in a Unix directory listing.
Oktal
Engineers are all basically high-functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do stuff.
Cory Doctorow
The difference between theory and practice is smaller in theory than in practice.
Anonymous
Once you've dressed and before you leave the house, look in the mirror and take at least one thing off.
Coco Chanel
It is often easier to not do something dumb than it is to do something smart.
Anonymous