Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
No one hates software more than software developers.
Jeff Atwood
Linux is only free if your time has no value.
Jamie Zawinski
The only constructive theory connecting neuroscience and psychology will arise from the study of software.
Alan J. Perlis
Jesus saves but only Buddha makes incremental backups.
Anonymous
The bearing of a child takes nine months, no matter how many women are assigned. Many software tasks have this characteristic because of the sequential nature of debugging.
Fred Brooks
The Internet? Is that thing still around?
Homer Simpson
C++ is to C as Lung Cancer is to Lung.
Anonymous
A startup now can be just a pair of 22 year old guys. A company like that can move much more easily than one with 10 people, half of whom have kids.
Paul Graham
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves.
Alan Kay
If you require information, do not free memory containing the information.
MSDN