Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
No one hates software more than software developers.
Jeff Atwood
There's more than one way to do it.
Larry Wall about Perl
Computer science education cannot make anybody an expert programmer any more than studying brushes and pigment can make somebody an expert painter.
Eric Raymond
C trades a slap on the wrist at compile time for a knife in the back at run time.
Anonymous
Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it.
Seymour Cray on virtual memory
Java is to JavaScript what Car is to Carpet.
Chris Heilmann
If it doesn't have to work, we can do it real quick.
Watts Humphrey
Perhaps if we wrote programs from childhood on, as adults we'd be able to read them.
Alan J. Perlis
Sure, it's overkill. But you can never have too much overkill...
Anonymous
Think of all the psychic energy expended in seeking a fundamental distinction between "algorithm" and "program".
Alan J. Perlis