Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn't show up in a Unix directory listing.
Oktal
In My Egotistical Opinion, most people's C programs should be indented six feet downward and covered with dirt.
Blair P. Houghton
There are only two hard problems in Computer Science: cache invalidation and naming things.
Phil Karlton
Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.
Stan Kelly-Bootle
There is no IRL, only AFK
Anonymous
Fast, Cheap, Reliable: Pick any two.
Anonymous
Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.
Edward V Berard
Going from programming in Pascal to programming in C, is like learning to write in Morse code.
J.P. Candusso
Code never lies, comments sometimes do.
Ron Jeffries
No one hates software more than software developers.
Jeff Atwood