Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
All programs have at least one bug remaining and can be optimized by one byte. Thus, by mathematical induction, all programs can be reduced to one byte. And it won't work.
Anonymous
If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.
Robert Sewell
The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone.
Oswald Chambers
Every revolutionary idea seems to evoke three stages of reaction: One, it's completely impossible. Two, it's possible, but it's not worth doing. Three, I said it was a good idea all along.
Arthur C. Clarke
The goal of computation is the emulation of our synthetic abilities, not the understanding of our analytic ones.
Alan J. Perlis
Development has two outputs... Code & Bugs
Anonymous
God did not create the world in seven days; for six days he screwed around and then pulled an all-nighter.
Anonymous
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
Isaac Asimov
One does not learn computing by using a hand calculator, but one can forget arithmetic.
Alan J. Perlis
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
Anonymous