Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Any technology that surpasses 50% penetration will never double again (in any number of months).
Peter Norvig's law
It works on my machine.
Anonymous
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
Janet Reno
People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware.
Alan Kay
If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
Edsger Dijkstra
Change breaks the brittle.
Jan Houtema
The proof of a system's value is its existence.
Alan J. Perlis
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
Nathaniel Borenstein
PHP is a minor evil perpetrated and created by incompetent amateurs, whereas Perl is a great and insidious evil perpetrated by skilled but perverted professionals.
Jon Ribbens
If C didn't exist, we would be programming in OBOL, PASAL or BASI
Anonymous