Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Education is the process of learning more and more about less and less until one knows everything about nothing and is entitled to call oneself 'Doctor'.
Anonymous
An adequate bootstrap is a contradiction in terms.
Alan J. Perlis
if you are a programmer working in 2003 and you don't know the basics of characters, character sets, encodings, and Unicode, and I catch you, I'm going to punish you by making you peel onions for 6 months in a submarine.
Joel Spolsky
Software is either testable or detestable.
Anonymous
God could create the world in six days because he didn't have to make it compatible with the previous version.
Anonymous
We better hurry up and start coding, there are going to be a lot of bugs to fix.
Anonymous
The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.
Anonymous
All programmers are optimists.
Frederick Brooks
A program without a loop and a structured variable isn't worth writing.
Alan J. Perlis
When it comes to code it never pays to rush.
Marick's Law