Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Java is a DSL to transform big Xml documents into long exception stack traces.
Scott Bellware
Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.
Clark's law
I think there's a world market for about five computers.
Thomas J Watson Senior, 1945
Processes and methodologies can make good servants but are poor masters.
Mark Dowd, John McDonald & Justin Schuh
It is not the computer's fault that Maxwell's equations are not adequate to design the electric motor.
Alan J. Perlis
Nothing is more permanent than a temporary solution.
Thomas' First Law
What is the difference between a Turing machine and the modern computer? It's the same as that between Hillary's ascent of Everest and the establishment of a Hilton hotel on its peak.
Alan J. Perlis
When it comes to code it never pays to rush.
Marick's Law
If you're going to break it, then break it good. Break everything. Get to the very front of the line. Don't like move up a couple of slots. That's pointless.
Anders Hejlsberg
KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid
Anonymous