Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
You’ll spend far more time babysitting old technologies than implementing new ones.
Jason Hiner IT Dirty Secrets
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Rich Kulawiec
He who hasn't hacked assembly language as a youth has no heart. He who does as an adult has no brain.
John Moore
The computer is the ultimate polluter: its feces are indistinguish- able from the food it produces.
Alan J. Perlis
C(++) is a write-only, high-level assembler language.
Stefan Van Baelen
I finally found a definition for "middleware". "Middleware" is the software nobody wants to pay for.
Chris Stone
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Anonymous
As soon as you agree on the number of spaces for indentation, no-one argues for tabs.
Alvar Lumberg
Though a program be but three lines long, someday it will have to be maintained.
Tao Of Programming
If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
Alan J. Perlis