Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
One man's constant is another man's variable.
Alan J. Perlis
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
Anonymous
The Floppy Disk Icon means "save" for a whole generation of people who have never seen one.
Scott Hanselman
An adequate bootstrap is a contradiction in terms.
Alan J. Perlis
There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses.
Bjarne Stroustrup
It is often easier to not do something dumb than it is to do something smart.
Anonymous
I don't care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!
Ovidiu Platon
One Page Principle: A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5x11 inch paper cannot be understood.
Mark Ardis
A programmer never dies he just degrades gracefully.
Anonymous
A documented bug is not a bug; it is a feature.
James P. MacLennan