Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Real Programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
Anonymous
Software with no bugs is obsolete.
Anonymous
There is nothing quite so permanent as a quick fix.
Anonymous
I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
Assaf Nitzan
I don't care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!
Ovidiu Platon
The Floppy Disk Icon means "save" for a whole generation of people who have never seen one.
Scott Hanselman
Good enough is neither.
Jim Spivey
If you have a procedure with ten parameters, you probably missed some.
Alan J. Perlis
The eleventh commandment was "Thou Shalt Compute" or "Thou Shalt Not Compute" - I forget which.
Alan J. Perlis
All programmers are optimists.
Frederick Brooks