Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
I Hate Programming.
Anonymous
I Hate Programming.
I Hate Programming.
It works!
I Love Programming.
The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.
Anonymous
A logician trying to explain logic to a programmer is like a cat trying to explain to a fish what it's like to get wet.
Anonymous
The greatest performance improvement of all is when a system goes from not-working to working.
John Ousterhout
Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.
Clark's law
Java is like a variant of the game of Tetris in which none of the pieces can fill gaps created by the other pieces, so all you can do is pile them up endlessly.
Steve Yegge
Optimization hinders evolution.
Alan J. Perlis
It is easier to optimize correct code than to correct optimized code.
Anonymous
I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
With regard to adding more programmers to get a project done faster - Nine people can't make a baby in a month.
Fred Brooks