Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
"It depends" is the answer to all good software engineering questions, but to be a good software engineer, you should know on what it depends, and why.
Anonymous
Whenever two programmers meet to criticize their programs, both are silent.
Alan J. Perlis
Process is no substitute for synaptic activity.
Jeff DeLuca
There are only 3 numbers of interest to a computer scientist: 1, 0 and infinity.
Anonymous
Documentation is like sex. When it's good, it's fantastic. When it's bad, it's still better than nothing.
Anonymous
Only in wealth, there is room for a bad idea.
Jasper van der Meer
Java is to JavaScript what Car is to Carpet.
Chris Heilmann
Don't have good ideas if you aren't willing to be responsible for them.
Alan J. Perlis
You want a dot operator in PHP?
Matthew Leffler
eval(str_replace('.', '->', $code_with_dot_operator))
Question: How does a large software project get to be one year late? Answer: One day at a time!
Fred Brooks