Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Structured Programming supports the law of the excluded muddle.
Alan J. Perlis
j++; // increment j
Anonymous
Within a computer natural language is unnatural.
Alan J. Perlis
Systems have sub-systems and sub-systems have sub- systems and so on ad infinitum - which is why we're always starting over.
Alan J. Perlis
Debugging is like farting - it's not so bad when it's your own code.
Anonymous
Java is a DSL to transform big Xml documents into long exception stack traces.
Scott Bellware
Weeks of coding can save you hours of planning.
Anonymous
Lines of code are only worth counting, when time has come to delete them.
Anonymous
We have the mini and the micro computer. In what semantic niche would the pico computer fall?
Alan J. Perlis
Every dark corner you haven't explored with your flashlight is full of bugs.
Kent Beck and Martin Fowler