Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Only Half of programming is coding. The other 90% is debugging.
Anonymous
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
E. W. Dijkstra
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Rich Kulawiec
Sometimes I think the only universal in the computing field is the fetch-execute cycle.
Alan J. Perlis
C++ has its place in the history of programming languages. Just as Caligula has his place in the history of the Roman Empire.
Robert Firth
Perl - The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption.
Keith Bostic
So many good ideas are never heard from again once they embark in a voyage on the semantic gulf.
Alan J. Perlis
A programmer never dies he just degrades gracefully.
Anonymous
In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word "frustration".
Alan J. Perlis
Any sufficiently well-documented lisp program contains an ML program in its comments.
Anonymous