Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
If it doesn't have to work, we can do it real quick.
Watts Humphrey
If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
Edsger Dijkstra
Within a computer natural language is unnatural.
Alan J. Perlis
The goal of computation is the emulation of our synthetic abilities, not the understanding of our analytic ones.
Alan J. Perlis
The best code is no code at all.
Anonymous
All real programmers know C of course.
Jeff Atwood
God is Real, unless declared Integer.
Anonymous
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use regular expressions." Now they have two problems.
Jamie Zawinski
If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
Alan J. Perlis
Sex is fun, but it probably doesn't solve all your problems.
Larry Wall