Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
All real programmers know C of course.
Jeff Atwood
The three chief virtues of a programmer are: Laziness, Impatience and Hubris.
Larry Wall
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Michael Sinz
The sooner you get behind in your work, the more time you have to catch up.
Anonymous
The cheapest, fastest, and most reliable components are those that aren't there.
Gordon Bell
All problems in computer science can be solved with another level of indirection.
David Wheeler
A programmer never dies he just degrades gracefully.
Anonymous
Don’t fix bugs later; fix them now.
Steve Maguire
There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
Jeremy S. Anderson
Now I'm a pretty lazy person and am prepared to work quite hard in order to avoid work.
Martin Fowler