Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
There are 10 types of people in the world, those who can read binary, and those who can't.
Anonymous
Pasting code from the Internet into production code is like chewing gum found in the street.
Anonymous
Think of it! With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACS in 1 sq. cm.
Alan J. Perlis
Perl - The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption.
Keith Bostic
If we'd asked the customers what they wanted, they would have said "faster horses".
Henry Ford
We have the mini and the micro computer. In what semantic niche would the pico computer fall?
Alan J. Perlis
Making something variable is easy. Controlling duration of constancy is the trick.
Alan J. Perlis
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
Isaac Asimov
All programs have at least one bug remaining and can be optimized by one byte. Thus, by mathematical induction, all programs can be reduced to one byte. And it won't work.
Anonymous
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Sir Arthur C Clarke