Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Douglas Adams
The function of good software is to make the complex appear to be simple.
Grady Booch
I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
A documented bug is not a bug; it is a feature.
James P. MacLennan
God did not create the world in seven days; for six days he screwed around and then pulled an all-nighter.
Anonymous
If we're supposed to work in Hex, why have we only got A fingers?
Anonymous
When someone says "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I wish done," give him a lollipop.
Alan J. Perlis
Functions delay binding; data structures induce binding. Moral: Structure data late in the programming process.
Alan J. Perlis
Ready, fire, aim: the fast approach to software development.
Anonymous
Ready, aim, aim, aim, aim: the slow approach to software development.
When a programming language is created that allows programmers to program in simple English, it will be discovered that programmers cannot speak English.
Anonymous