Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it; it's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free.
Steve McConnell
If your bug has a one in a million chance of happening, it'll happen next tuesday.
Anonymous
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Rich Kulawiec
Think of it this way: threads are like salt, not like pasta. You like salt, I like salt, we all like salt. But we eat more pasta.
Larry McVoy
Education is the process of learning more and more about less and less until one knows everything about nothing and is entitled to call oneself 'Doctor'.
Anonymous
[Perl] combines all the worst aspects of C and Lisp: a billion different sublanguages in one monolithic executable. It combines the power of C with the readability of PostScript.
Jamie Zawinski
The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.
Anonymous
You want a dot operator in PHP?
Matthew Leffler
eval(str_replace('.', '->', $code_with_dot_operator))
Testing like the TSA.
David Heinemeier Hansson on testing too much
Never underestimate the disparity between developer excitement and user apathy.
Anonymous