Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Programming can be fun, so can cryptography; however they should not be combined.
Kreitzberg and Shneiderman
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Hanlon's Razor
Every language has an optimization operator. In C++ that operator is ‘//’
Anonymous
If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.
Robert Sewell
I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn't show up in a Unix directory listing.
Oktal
A logician trying to explain logic to a programmer is like a cat trying to explain to a fish what it's like to get wet.
Anonymous
All problems in computer science can be solved with another level of indirection.
David Wheeler
Nothing is more permanent than a temporary solution.
Thomas' First Law
People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware.
Alan Kay
The more bizarre the behavior, the more stupid the mistake.
Ed's Law of Debugging