Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Remember, a great way to avoid broken code is to have less of it. The code that you never write will work forever.
Russ Olsen
C trades a slap on the wrist at compile time for a knife in the back at run time.
Anonymous
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
Leonardo da Vinci
Team debugging: the act of intimidating a PC into doing for two people what it refuses to do for one.
Anonymous
The difference between something that can go wrong and something that can’t possibly go wrong is that when something that can’t possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.
Douglas Adams
Fast, Cheap, Reliable: Pick any two.
Anonymous
It is easier to optimize correct code than to correct optimized code.
Anonymous
If it doesn't have to work, we can do it real quick.
Watts Humphrey
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Douglas Adams
Simplicity - the art of maximizing the amount of work not done - is essential.
Agile Manifesto