Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Computer programmers don't byte, they nibble a bit.
Anonymous
Documentation is like term insurance: It satisfies because almost no one who subscribes to it depends on its benefits.
Alan J. Perlis
Selecting a project due date before the requirements are properly gathered is like selecting which corner you want to paint yourself into, while simultaneously negating the doorway as a viable option.
Chris Ames
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Michael Sinz
If we can't fix it, then it ain't broke.
Jon Bentley
All programmers are optimists.
Frederick Brooks
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Douglas Adams
It is easier to optimize correct code than to correct optimized code.
Anonymous
The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple. After that it's all learned.
Bruce Ediger
Any technology that surpasses 50% penetration will never double again (in any number of months).
Peter Norvig's law