Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Like wine, the mastery of programming matures with time. But, unlike wine, it gets sweeter in the process.
Lawrence Mucheka
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
Isaac Asimov
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Harlan Ellison
An idiot with a computer is a faster, better idiot.
Rich Julius
We kid ourselves if we think that the ratio of procedure to data in an active data-base system can be made arbitrarily small or even kept small.
Alan J. Perlis
The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim.
Edsger W. Dijkstra
If architects built houses the way programmers built programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.
Gerald Weinberg
If we're supposed to work in Hex, why have we only got A fingers?
Anonymous
My programs don't have bugs, they just develop random features.
Anonymous
In software systems, it is often the early bird that makes the worm.
Alan J. Perlis