Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
On the 7th day ... God began debugging.
Anonymous
It's difficult to extract sense from strings, but they're the only communication coin we can count on.
Alan J. Perlis
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
Anonymous
If you've seen one picture of the Mandelbrot Set, you've seen them all.
Bill Karwin
Every language has an optimization operator. In C++ that operator is ‘//’
Anonymous
If you require information, do not free memory containing the information.
MSDN
Everyone can be taught to sculpt: Michelangelo would have had to be taught not to. So it is with great programmers.
Alan J. Perlis
... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
Robert Firth
With regard to adding more programmers to get a project done faster - Nine people can't make a baby in a month.
Fred Brooks
There is no IRL, only AFK
Anonymous