Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
The Internet? Is that thing still around?
Homer Simpson
The more bizarre the behavior, the more stupid the mistake.
Ed's Law of Debugging
C(++) is a write-only, high-level assembler language.
Stefan Van Baelen
Systems have sub-systems and sub-systems have sub- systems and so on ad infinitum - which is why we're always starting over.
Alan J. Perlis
Think of all the psychic energy expended in seeking a fundamental distinction between "algorithm" and "program".
Alan J. Perlis
You might as well pay your customers 50K because they are just your QA.
Juixe TechKnow
Working software is the primary measure of progress.
Agile Manifesto
If a program manipulates a large amount of data, it does so in a small number of ways.
Alan J. Perlis
Development has two outputs... Code & Bugs
Anonymous
It is easier to optimize correct code than to correct optimized code.
Anonymous