Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Java is a DSL to transform big Xml documents into long exception stack traces.
Scott Bellware
The three chief virtues of a programmer are: Laziness, Impatience and Hubris.
Larry Wall
If you can build it, your users can break it.
Anonymous
As Will Rogers would have said, "There is no such thing as a free variable."
Alan J. Perlis
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offence.
Edsger Dijkstra
You might as well pay your customers 50K because they are just your QA.
Juixe TechKnow
C++ is more of a rube-goldberg type thing full of high-voltages, large chain-driven gears, sharp edges, exploding widgets, and spots to get your fingers crushed. And because of it's complexity many (if not most) of it's users don't know how it works, and can't tell ahead of time what's going to cause them to loose an arm.
Grant Edwards
Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one is better because you are better.
Anonymous
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Anonymous
Never underestimate the disparity between developer excitement and user apathy.
Anonymous