Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
You might as well pay your customers 50K because they are just your QA.
Juixe TechKnow
There are 10 types of people. Those who can read ternary, those who can't and those who mistake it for binary.
Anonymous
Multi-threading is the art of screwing things up before, during or after something else.
Anonymous
Perspective is worth 80 I.Q. points
Alan Kay
No one hates software more than software developers.
Jeff Atwood
Design bugs are often subtle and occur by evolution with early assumptions being forgotten as new features or uses are added to a system.
Fernando J. Corbató
Compatibility means deliberately repeating other people's mistakes.
Anonymous
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
Robert R. Coveyou, Oak Ridge National Laboratory
Anyone who considers arithmetic methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.
John von Neumann
The time machine's software will have a recursive main method.
Anonymous