Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one is better because you are better.
Anonymous
If you have a procedure with ten parameters, you probably missed some.
Alan J. Perlis
Make it correct,
Wes Dyer
make it clear,
make it concise,
make it fast.
In that order.
Process is no substitute for synaptic activity.
Jeff DeLuca
The difference between theory and practice is smaller in theory than in practice.
Anonymous
There's no test like production.
Anonymous
Multi-threading is the art of screwing things up before, during or after something else.
Anonymous
I get as much enjoyment from trashing code as I do from scratching it out in the first place!
Anonymous
If it works, leave it alone — there's no need to understand it. If it fails, try to fix it — there's no time to understand it.
Bill Pfeifer
Editing is a rewording activity.
Alan J. Perlis