Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
All programmers are optimists.
Frederick Brooks
The only valid measurement of code quality: WTFs / minute
Thom Holwerda
Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.
Stan Kelly-Bootle
There are only two industries that refer to their customers as users: the computer industry and the drug trade.
Edward Tufte
I finally found a definition for "middleware". "Middleware" is the software nobody wants to pay for.
Chris Stone
Processes and methodologies can make good servants but are poor masters.
Mark Dowd, John McDonald & Justin Schuh
Don’t fix bugs later; fix them now.
Steve Maguire
There are only 3 numbers of interest to a computer scientist: 1, 0 and infinity.
Anonymous
Programs must be written for people to read, and only incidentally for machines to execute.
From SICP
You can't solve social problems through technical means.
Anonymous