Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
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Anonymous
Software isn't about methodologies, languages, or even operating systems. It is about working applications.
Christopher Baus
Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it.
Seymour Cray on virtual memory
There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.
Bill Gates
The whole HTML validation exercise is questionable, but validating as XHTML is flat-out masochism. Only recommended for those that enjoy pain. Or programmers. I can't always tell the difference.
Jeff Atwood
Never underestimate the disparity between developer excitement and user apathy.
Anonymous
The third version is the first version that doesn't suck.
Mike Simpson
Documentation is like term insurance: It satisfies because almost no one who subscribes to it depends on its benefits.
Alan J. Perlis
Sex is fun, but it probably doesn't solve all your problems.
Larry Wall
I don't care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!
Ovidiu Platon