Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
Murphy's Law
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
Paul Ehrlich
It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it; it's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free.
Steve McConnell
There is no IRL, only AFK
Anonymous
Engineers are all basically high-functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do stuff.
Cory Doctorow
If you can build it, your users can break it.
Anonymous
Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.
Brian Kernighan
The Internet? Is that thing still around?
Homer Simpson
The cheapest, fastest, and most reliable components are those that aren't there.
Gordon Bell
An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
Niels Bohr