Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever.
Dan Kaminsky
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Dennis Ritchie
Programmers usually have good reasons for making bad decisions.
Anonymous
I Hate Programming.
Anonymous
I Hate Programming.
I Hate Programming.
It works!
I Love Programming.
I couldn't resist the temptation to put in a null reference, simply because it was so easy to implement. This has led to innumerable errors, vulnerabilities, and system crashes, which have probably caused a billion dollars of pain and damage in the last forty years.
Tony (C.A.R.) Hoare
Like punning, programming is a play on words.
Alan J. Perlis
C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog.
Steve Taylor
There is no programming language, no matter how structured, that will prevent programmers from making bad programs.
Larry Flon
Multitasking is the art of distracting yourself from two things you’d rather not be doing by doing them simultaneously.
Anonymous
Computation has made the tree flower.
Alan J. Perlis