Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
The Internet? Is that thing still around?
Homer Simpson
C(++) is a write-only, high-level assembler language.
Stefan Van Baelen
Symmetry is a complexity-reducing concept (co-routines include subroutines); seek it everywhere.
Alan J. Perlis
Testing like the TSA.
David Heinemeier Hansson on testing too much
C is to programming as Latin is to literature.
Anonymous
A programmer never dies he just degrades gracefully.
Anonymous
Programmers usually have good reasons for making bad decisions.
Anonymous
I will not be a lemming and follow the crowd over the cliff and into the C.
John Beidler
I went to school to learn how to program software applications, which inevitably have bug defects. There was no course at my university on testing, debugging, profiling, or optimization. These things you have to learn on your own, usually in a tight deadline.
Juixe TechKnow
Question: How does a large software project get to be one year late? Answer: One day at a time!
Fred Brooks