Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
When in doubt, leave it out.
Joshua Bloch
Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.
Clark's law
If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
Edsger Dijkstra
A computer scientist counts to ten: 0, 1, 2, 3, 4 ...
Anonymous
Everyone else counts to ten: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
In seeking the unattainable, simplicity only gets in the way.
Alan J. Perlis
People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware.
Alan Kay
When debugging, novices insert corrective code; experts remove defective code.
Richard Pattis
A startup now can be just a pair of 22 year old guys. A company like that can move much more easily than one with 10 people, half of whom have kids.
Paul Graham
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
Murphy's Law
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Mitch Ratcliffe