Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Motto for a research laboratory: What we work on today, others will first think of tomorrow.
Alan J. Perlis
If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
Edsger Dijkstra
If our customers wanted a product that worked that way, tell them to purchase a product that works that way.
Anonymous
The Internet? Is that thing still around?
Homer Simpson
'Goto' is always evil, like in 'goto school' or 'goto work'.
Anonymous
Any technology that surpasses 50% penetration will never double again (in any number of months).
Peter Norvig's law
When I have a specific goal in mind and a complicated piece of code to write, I spend my time making it happen rather than telling myself stories about it.
Steve Yegge
There are only two hard problems in Computer Science: cache invalidation and naming things.
Phil Karlton
Think of it! With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACS in 1 sq. cm.
Alan J. Perlis
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they're not.
Anonymous