Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
When someone says "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I wish done," give him a lollipop.
Alan J. Perlis
Make it correct,
Wes Dyer
make it clear,
make it concise,
make it fast.
In that order.
To iterate is human, to recurse divine.
L. Peter Deutsch
If it doesn't have to work, we can do it real quick.
Watts Humphrey
Some programmers, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use floating point arithmetic." Now they have 1.999999999997 problems.
Tom Scott
Saying that Java is good because it works on all platforms is like saying anal sex is good because it works on all genders.
Anonymous
C++ is an horrible language. Even if the choice of C were to do *nothing* but keep the C++ programmers out, that in itself would be a huge reason to use C.
Linus Torvalds
When all you have is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.
Anonymous
There's no test like production.
Anonymous
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Thomas A. Edison