Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Java is like a variant of the game of Tetris in which none of the pieces can fill gaps created by the other pieces, so all you can do is pile them up endlessly.
Steve Yegge
There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses.
Bjarne Stroustrup
Software is either testable or detestable.
Anonymous
If at first you don't succeed, try/catch, try/catch again.
Anonymous
The word “experienced” often refers to someone who’s gotten away with doing the wrong thing more frequently than you have.
Laurence Gonzales
You want a dot operator in PHP?
Matthew Leffler
eval(str_replace('.', '->', $code_with_dot_operator))
The sooner we start coding fewer frameworks and more programs the sooner we’ll become better programmers.
Warped Java Guy Elementary Java Solutions
And don't tell me there isn't one bit of difference between null and space, because that's exactly how much difference there is.
Larry Wall
There are only two hard problems in Computer Science: cache invalidation and naming things.
Phil Karlton
There are 10 types of people in the world, those who can read binary, and those who can't.
Anonymous