Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Computation has made the tree flower.
Alan J. Perlis
Every language has an optimization operator. In C++ that operator is ‘//’
Anonymous
Software is either testable or detestable.
Anonymous
No one hates software more than software developers.
Jeff Atwood
Don't have good ideas if you aren't willing to be responsible for them.
Alan J. Perlis
If we can't fix it, then it ain't broke.
Jon Bentley
I get as much enjoyment from trashing code as I do from scratching it out in the first place!
Anonymous
Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.
Brian Kernighan
A computer scientist counts to ten: 0, 1, 2, 3, 4 ...
Anonymous
Everyone else counts to ten: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
The sooner you get behind in your work, the more time you have to catch up.
Anonymous