Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
It takes an intelligent person to build something complex; it takes a genius to build something simple.
Anonymous
Change breaks the brittle.
Jan Houtema
In My Egotistical Opinion, most people's C programs should be indented six feet downward and covered with dirt.
Blair P. Houghton
Elegance is not optional.
Richard A. O'Keefe (from The Craft of Prolog)
Sex is fun, but it probably doesn't solve all your problems.
Larry Wall
A fool with a tool is still a fool.
Anonymous
Java is to JavaScript what Car is to Carpet.
Chris Heilmann
FORTRAN is not a flower but a weed — it is hardy, occasionally blooms, and grows in every computer.
Alan J. Perlis
If architects built houses the way programmers built programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.
Gerald Weinberg
There are only 3 numbers of interest to a computer scientist: 1, 0 and infinity.
Anonymous