Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one is better because you are better.
Anonymous
The only valid measurement of code quality: WTFs / minute
Thom Holwerda
Before software should be reusable, it should be usable.
Ralph Johnson
When in doubt, leave it out.
Joshua Bloch
If it works, leave it alone — there's no need to understand it. If it fails, try to fix it — there's no time to understand it.
Bill Pfeifer
It’s hard to read through a book on the principles of magic without glancing at the cover periodically to make sure it isn’t a book on software design.
Bruce Tognazzini
When someone says "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I wish done," give him a lollipop.
Alan J. Perlis
The debate rages on: is PL/I Bachtrian or Dromedary?
Alan J. Perlis
There are only two hard problems in Computer Science: cache invalidation and naming things.
Phil Karlton
You might as well pay your customers 50K because they are just your QA.
Juixe TechKnow