Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
I'm not a great programmer; I'm just a good programmer with great habits.
Kent Beck
Multitasking is the art of distracting yourself from two things you’d rather not be doing by doing them simultaneously.
Anonymous
Debugging is like farting - it's not so bad when it's your own code.
Anonymous
There's a fine line between being on the leading edge and being in the lunatic fringe.
Frank Armstrong
Some programming languages manage to absorb change, but withstand progress.
Alan J. Perlis
If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
Edsger Dijkstra
I have found that the reason a lot of people are interested in artificial intelligence is the same reason a lot of people are interested in artificial limbs: they are missing one.
David Parnas
A C program is like a fast dance on a newly waxed dance floor by people carrying razors.
Waldi Ravens
Good judgement is the result of experience ... Experience is the result of bad judgement.
Fred Brooks
People who deal with bits should expect to get bitten.
Jon Bentley