Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
In My Egotistical Opinion, most people's C programs should be indented six feet downward and covered with dirt.
Blair P. Houghton
It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
Hofstadter's Law
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
Anonymous
Any technology that surpasses 50% penetration will never double again (in any number of months).
Peter Norvig's law
The goal is to deliver clean code that works - now.
Kent Beck
The function name should define everything the function does.
Anonymous
The whole HTML validation exercise is questionable, but validating as XHTML is flat-out masochism. Only recommended for those that enjoy pain. Or programmers. I can't always tell the difference.
Jeff Atwood
Multi-threading is the art of screwing things up before, during or after something else.
Anonymous
Inside every complex program is a simple program trying to get out.
Anonymous
Your code is both good and original. Unfortunately the parts that are good are not original, and the parts that are original are not good.
Anonymous