Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
God is Real, unless declared Integer.
Anonymous
You might as well pay your customers 50K because they are just your QA.
Juixe TechKnow
90% of everything is crap
Sturgeon's Revelation
Rules are for the obedience of the inexperienced and the guidance of the wise.
Anonymous
Giving up on assembly language was the apple in our Garden of Eden: Languages whose use squanders machine cycles are sinful. The LISP machine now permits LISP programmers to abandon bra and fig-leaf.
Alan J. Perlis
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Harlan Ellison
Whatever code we hack, be it programming language, poetic language, math or music, curves or colourings, we create the possibility of new things entering the world. Not always great things, or even good things, but new things.
McKenzie Wark in "A hacker Manifesto":02
We have the mini and the micro computer. In what semantic niche would the pico computer fall?
Alan J. Perlis
You’ll spend far more time babysitting old technologies than implementing new ones.
Jason Hiner IT Dirty Secrets
There are 10 types of people in the world, those who can read binary, and those who can't.
Anonymous