Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
I Hate Programming.
Anonymous
I Hate Programming.
I Hate Programming.
It works!
I Love Programming.
You can't communicate complexity, only an awareness of it.
Alan J. Perlis
Once you understand how to write a program get someone else to write it.
Alan J. Perlis
The sooner you get behind in your work, the more time you have to catch up.
Anonymous
When a professional race car driver races, his pulse gets lower and he relaxes.
Jun-ichiro Hagino
When I code it is the same thing.
If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.
Anonymous
It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a correct one.
Alan J. Perlis
Ready, fire, aim: the fast approach to software development.
Anonymous
Ready, aim, aim, aim, aim: the slow approach to software development.
Once you've dressed and before you leave the house, look in the mirror and take at least one thing off.
Coco Chanel
Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If it's original, you'll have to ram it down their throats.
Howard Aiken