Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
A programmer never dies he just degrades gracefully.
Anonymous
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Dennis Ritchie
Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software.
Anonymous
Java. The elegant simplicity of C++. The blazing speed of Smalltalk.
Anonymous
Software is either testable or detestable.
Anonymous
If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?
John Wooden, basketball coach
You might as well pay your customers 50K because they are just your QA.
Juixe TechKnow
Singleton is a misconcept in OOP unless it's used as a misconcepted paradigm for application development.
Anonymous
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.
Donald Knuth
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves.
Alan Kay