Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
...basically, avoid comments. If your code needs a comment to be understood, it would be better to rewrite it so it's easier to understand.
Rob Pike
Once you've dressed and before you leave the house, look in the mirror and take at least one thing off.
Coco Chanel
Any sufficiently well-documented lisp program contains an ML program in its comments.
Anonymous
If we can't fix it, then it ain't broke.
Jon Bentley
There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
Jeremy S. Anderson
There is nothing quite so permanent as a quick fix.
Anonymous
Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
Albert Einstein
Fifty years of programming language research, and we end up with C++ ?
Richard A. O'Keefe
If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.
Robert Sewell
A programmer never dies he just degrades gracefully.
Anonymous