Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
If our customers wanted a product that worked that way, tell them to purchase a product that works that way.
Anonymous
The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it.
Anonymous
You might as well pay your customers 50K because they are just your QA.
Juixe TechKnow
The reason we plan ahead is so that we don't have to do anything right now.
Anonymous
In computing, invariants are ephemeral.
Alan J. Perlis
Documentation is like sex. When it's good, it's fantastic. When it's bad, it's still better than nothing.
Anonymous
They did not know it was impossible, so they did it!
Mark Twain
Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from a rigged demonstration.
Anonymous
Good architecture is necessary to give programs enough structure to be able to grow large without collapsing into a puddle of confusion.
Douglas Crockford
Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software.
Anonymous