Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offence.
Edsger Dijkstra
Linux is only free if your time has no value.
Jamie Zawinski
Multi-threading is the art of screwing things up before, during or after something else.
Anonymous
Giving pointers and threads to programmers is like giving whisky and car keys to teenagers.
P. J. O'Rourke
Bringing computers into the home won't change either one, but may revitalize the corner saloon.
Alan J. Perlis
Working software is the primary measure of progress.
Agile Manifesto
Anyone who has a wife and small kids knows that programming belongs to the easy things in life.
Anonymous
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
E. W. Dijkstra
If at first you don't succeed, try/catch, try/catch again.
Anonymous
When all you have is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.
Anonymous