Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.
Alan J. Perlis
All real programmers know C of course.
Jeff Atwood
Java is to JavaScript what Car is to Carpet.
Chris Heilmann
The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple. After that it's all learned.
Bruce Ediger
We all agree on the necessity of compromise. We just can't agree on when it's necessary to compromise.
Larry Wall
If you get it free, it is worthless. If you pay for it, it has value. If you build it yourself, it is priceless.
Raj More
A good system can't have a weak command language.
Alan J. Perlis
Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.
Isaac Asimov
Java is a DSL to transform big Xml documents into long exception stack traces.
Scott Bellware
Going from programming in Pascal to programming in C, is like learning to write in Morse code.
J.P. Candusso