Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
I Hate Programming.
Anonymous
I Hate Programming.
I Hate Programming.
It works!
I Love Programming.
Pasting code from the Internet into production code is like chewing gum found in the street.
Anonymous
In effect, we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells.
From SICP
Must be zero, or equal to MAPI_UNICODE. In either case, however, this parameter is ignored.
MSDN
It is the user who should parameterize procedures, not their creators.
Alan J. Perlis
Real Programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
Anonymous
'Goto' is always evil, like in 'goto school' or 'goto work'.
Anonymous
Anyone who has a wife and small kids knows that programming belongs to the easy things in life.
Anonymous
It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
Hofstadter's Law
Interfaces keep things tidy, but don't accelerate growth: Functions do.
Alan J. Perlis