Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
I Hate Programming.
Anonymous
I Hate Programming.
I Hate Programming.
It works!
I Love Programming.
Shipping is a feature.
Richard Campbell
Nothing is more permanent than a temporary solution.
Thomas' First Law
C(++) is a write-only, high-level assembler language.
Stefan Van Baelen
Perhaps if we wrote programs from childhood on, as adults we'd be able to read them.
Alan J. Perlis
Re graphics: A picture is worth 10K words - but only those to describe the picture. Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately described with pictures.
Alan J. Perlis
I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Thomas A. Edison
My programs don't have bugs, they just develop random features.
Anonymous
Computation has made the tree flower.
Alan J. Perlis