Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
A well-written program is its own heaven; a poorly-written program is its own hell.
Tao of Programming
In My Egotistical Opinion, most people's C programs should be indented six feet downward and covered with dirt.
Blair P. Houghton
There are 10 types of people in the world, those who can read binary, and those who can't.
Anonymous
You have to "solve" the problem once in order to clearly define it and then solve it again to create a solution that works.
Anonymous
I finally found a definition for "middleware". "Middleware" is the software nobody wants to pay for.
Chris Stone
Any fool can use a computer. Many do.
Ted Nelson
To understand a program you must become both the machine and the program.
Alan J. Perlis
C++ is to C as Lung Cancer is to Lung.
Anonymous
You're never done, you just run out of time.
Anonymous
The evolution of languages: FORTRAN is a non-typed language. C is a weakly typed language. Ada is a strongly typed language. C++ is a strongly hyped language.
Ron Sercely