Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
The time machine's software will have a recursive main method.
Anonymous
Perspective is worth 80 I.Q. points
Alan Kay
All real programmers know C of course.
Jeff Atwood
Think of it! With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACS in 1 sq. cm.
Alan J. Perlis
Debuggers don't remove bugs. They only show them in slow motion.
Anonymous
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Rich Cook
I will not be a lemming and follow the crowd over the cliff and into the C.
John Beidler
If at first you don't succeed, try/catch, try/catch again.
Anonymous
Good programmers never write what they can steal or borrow.
Jeff Atwood
Motto for a research laboratory: What we work on today, others will first think of tomorrow.
Alan J. Perlis