Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat's next-to-last theorem.
Alan J. Perlis
Don't fix it if it ain't broke presupposes that you can't improve something that works reasonably well already. If the world's inventors had believed this, we'd still be driving Model A Fords and using outhouses.
H. W. Kenton
KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid
Anonymous
If your bug has a one in a million chance of happening, it'll happen next tuesday.
Anonymous
First, solve the problem. Then, write the code.
John Johnson
In programming, as in everything else, to be in error is to be reborn.
Alan J. Perlis
When debugging, novices insert corrective code; experts remove defective code.
Richard Pattis
A well-written program is its own heaven; a poorly-written program is its own hell.
Tao of Programming
The sooner you get behind in your work, the more time you have to catch up.
Anonymous
It works on my machine.
Anonymous