Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If it's original, you'll have to ram it down their throats.
Howard Aiken
It compiles. Ship it!
Anonymous
If it doesn't have to work, we can do it real quick.
Watts Humphrey
C++ has its place in the history of programming languages. Just as Caligula has his place in the history of the Roman Empire.
Robert Firth
The string is a stark data structure and everywhere it is passed there is much duplication of process. It is a perfect vehicle for hiding information.
Alan J. Perlis
The Internet? Is that thing still around?
Homer Simpson
Simplicity - the art of maximizing the amount of work not done - is essential.
Agile Manifesto
There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.
Bill Gates
Often it is the means that justify the ends: Goals advance technique and technique survives even when goal structures crumble.
Alan J. Perlis
In My Egotistical Opinion, most people's C programs should be indented six feet downward and covered with dirt.
Blair P. Houghton