Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
If we believe in data structures, we must believe in independent (hence simultaneous) processing. For why else would we collect items within a structure? Why do we tolerate languages that give us the one without the other?
Alan J. Perlis
It works on my machine.
Anonymous
The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time.
Tom Cargill
The more bizarre the behavior, the more stupid the mistake.
Ed's Law of Debugging
Engineers are all basically high-functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do stuff.
Cory Doctorow
Web Development is a lot like kickboxing: You have to watch your cookies.
Anonymous
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
Vincent van Gogh
Any fool can use a computer. Many do.
Ted Nelson
On the 7th day ... God began debugging.
Anonymous
All programmers are optimists.
Frederick Brooks