Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
The reason we plan ahead is so that we don't have to do anything right now.
Anonymous
People who deal with bits should expect to get bitten.
Jon Bentley
He who hasn't hacked assembly language as a youth has no heart. He who does as an adult has no brain.
John Moore
Jesus saves but only Buddha makes incremental backups.
Anonymous
Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.
Isaac Asimov
If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?
John Wooden, basketball coach
Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was written, and another for which it wasn't.
Alan J. Perlis
A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
Alan J. Perlis
No code is faster than no code.
Anonymous
There is a great satisfaction in building good tools for other people to use.
Freeman Dyson