Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Good judgement is the result of experience ... Experience is the result of bad judgement.
Fred Brooks
My programs don't have bugs, they just develop random features.
Anonymous
For systems, the analogue of a face-lift is to add to the control graph an edge that creates a cycle, not just an additional node.
Alan J. Perlis
If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
Alan J. Perlis
Confidence, n.: The feeling you have before you understand the situation.
Anonymous
Though the Chinese should adore APL, it's FORTRAN they put their money on.
Alan J. Perlis
j++; // increment j
Anonymous
Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was written, and another for which it wasn't.
Alan J. Perlis
There are only two hard problems in Computer Science: cache invalidation and naming things.
Phil Karlton
Team debugging: the act of intimidating a PC into doing for two people what it refuses to do for one.
Anonymous