Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
You want a dot operator in PHP?
Matthew Leffler
eval(str_replace('.', '->', $code_with_dot_operator))
The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.
Anonymous
I Hate Programming.
Anonymous
I Hate Programming.
I Hate Programming.
It works!
I Love Programming.
It is not a language's weakness but its strengths that control the gradient of its change: Alas, a language never escapes its embryonic sac.
Alan J. Perlis
C is quirky, flawed and an enormous success.
Dennis Ritchie
Editing is a rewording activity.
Alan J. Perlis
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves.
Alan Kay
It won't be covered in the book. The source code has to be useful for something, after all...
Larry Wall
If you require information, do not free memory containing the information.
MSDN
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
Janet Reno