Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
In computing, the mean time to failure keeps getting shorter.
Alan J. Perlis
Hardware is the part of a system you can kick. Software is the one you can only curse at.
Anonymous
If a program manipulates a large amount of data, it does so in a small number of ways.
Alan J. Perlis
If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.
Robert Sewell
The cheapest, fastest, and most reliable components are those that aren't there.
Gordon Bell
A documented bug is not a bug; it is a feature.
James P. MacLennan
I get as much enjoyment from trashing code as I do from scratching it out in the first place!
Anonymous
Vi is a subset of evil.
Anonymous
Process is no substitute for synaptic activity.
Jeff DeLuca
Errors, like straws, upon the surface flow; He who would search for pearls must dive down below.
John Dryden