Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
The best code is no code at all.
Anonymous
Multi-threading is the art of screwing things up before, during or after something else.
Anonymous
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Michael Sinz
The object-oriented model makes it easy to build up programs by accretion. What this often means, in practice, is that it provides a structured way to write spaghetti code.
Paul Graham
Around computers it is difficult to find the correct unit of time to measure progress. Some cathedrals took a century to complete. Can you imagine the grandeur and scope of a program that would take as long?
Alan J. Perlis
Most people find the concept of programming obvious, but the doing impossible.
Alan J. Perlis
Don't code today what you can't debug tomorrow
Anonymous
Java is to JavaScript what Car is to Carpet.
Chris Heilmann
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
E. W. Dijkstra
It's interface, not in your face.
Kai Krause