Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
There are 10 types of people. Those who can read ternary, those who can't and those who mistake it for binary.
Anonymous
C++ is to C as Lung Cancer is to Lung.
Anonymous
Saying that Java is good because it works on all platforms is like saying anal sex is good because it works on all genders.
Anonymous
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Anonymous
The evolution of languages: FORTRAN is a non-typed language. C is a weakly typed language. Ada is a strongly typed language. C++ is a strongly hyped language.
Ron Sercely
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Sir Arthur C Clarke
It should be noted that no ethically-trained software engineer would ever consent to write a DestroyBaghdad procedure. Basic professional ethics would instead require him to write a DestroyCity procedure, to which Baghdad could be given as a parameter.
Nathaniel S Borenstein
C is quirky, flawed and an enormous success.
Dennis Ritchie
Enlightened trial and error outperforms the planning of flawless intellects.
David Kelly
If we'd asked the customers what they wanted, they would have said "faster horses".
Henry Ford