Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
My programs don't have bugs, they just develop random features.
Anonymous
The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.
Edsger Dijkstra
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Pablo Picasso
People who deal with bits should expect to get bitten.
Jon Bentley
Hardware is the part of a system you can kick. Software is the one you can only curse at.
Anonymous
One can't proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.
Alan J. Perlis
Software is hard.
Donald Knuth
The difference between theory and practice is smaller in theory than in practice.
Anonymous
To understand a program you must become both the machine and the program.
Alan J. Perlis
The time machine's software will have a recursive main method.
Anonymous