Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
There are only two hard problems in Computer Science: cache invalidation and naming things.
Phil Karlton
Change breaks the brittle.
Jan Houtema
They won't tell you that they don't understand it; they will happily invent their way through the gaps and obscurities.
V.A. Vyssotsky on software programmers and their views on specifications
Every dark corner you haven't explored with your flashlight is full of bugs.
Kent Beck and Martin Fowler
Talk is cheap, show me the code!
Linus Torvalds
A well-written program is its own heaven; a poorly-written program is its own hell.
Tao of Programming
Java is a DSL to transform big Xml documents into long exception stack traces.
Scott Bellware
A programmer never dies he just degrades gracefully.
Anonymous
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Rich Kulawiec
Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more months might as well have been written by someone else.
Eagleson's Law