Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
The best code is no code at all.
Anonymous
The time machine's software will have a recursive main method.
Anonymous
All problems in computer science can be solved with another level of indirection.
David Wheeler
You might as well pay your customers 50K because they are just your QA.
Juixe TechKnow
A computer programmer is a device for turning coffee into bugs.
Bram Moolenaar
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
Nathaniel Borenstein
Fight code entropy.
John Carmack
Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
Anonymous
Software is either testable or detestable.
Anonymous
There is a great satisfaction in building good tools for other people to use.
Freeman Dyson