Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
You want a dot operator in PHP?
Matthew Leffler
eval(str_replace('.', '->', $code_with_dot_operator))
The greatest performance improvement of all is when a system goes from not-working to working.
John Ousterhout
In computing, the mean time to failure keeps getting shorter.
Alan J. Perlis
The computer reminds one of Lon Chaney -- it is the machine of a thousand faces.
Alan J. Perlis
In order to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion.
Anonymous
To most Java developers, Ruby/Rails is like a mistress. Ruby/Rails is young, new, and exciting; but eventually we go back to old faithful, dependable, and employable Java with some new tricks and idioms and we are the better programmer for it.
Juixe TechKnow
If you want to confuse your enemies, give them the source code. If you want to really confuse them, give them the documentation.
Anonymous
The best things are simple, but finding these simple things is not simple.
Anonymous
Often it is the means that justify the ends: Goals advance technique and technique survives even when goal structures crumble.
Alan J. Perlis
God is Real, unless declared Integer.
Anonymous