Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
I went to school to learn how to program software applications, which inevitably have bug defects. There was no course at my university on testing, debugging, profiling, or optimization. These things you have to learn on your own, usually in a tight deadline.
Juixe TechKnow
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Andy Rooney
Your code is both good and original. Unfortunately the parts that are good are not original, and the parts that are original are not good.
Anonymous
The sooner you get behind in your work, the more time you have to catch up.
Anonymous
One who works with their hands is a laborer.
Anonymous
One who works with their hands and their mind is a craftsman.
One who works with their hands, mind and heart is an artist.
Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.
Alan J. Perlis
God is Real, unless declared Integer.
Anonymous
Let the code run free, if it needs to be debugged, it will come back.
Anonymous
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Harlan Ellison
I finally found a definition for "middleware". "Middleware" is the software nobody wants to pay for.
Chris Stone