Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
The Internet? Is that thing still around?
Homer Simpson
Software is hard.
Donald Knuth
Development has two outputs... Code & Bugs
Anonymous
God could create the world in six days because he didn't have to make it compatible with the previous version.
Anonymous
There's no test like production.
Anonymous
[Perl] combines all the worst aspects of C and Lisp: a billion different sublanguages in one monolithic executable. It combines the power of C with the readability of PostScript.
Jamie Zawinski
An ideal world is left as an exercise to the reader.
From Paul Graham's "On Lisp"
Some programmers, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use floating point arithmetic." Now they have 1.999999999997 problems.
Tom Scott
It works on my machine.
Anonymous
Never trust a programmer in a suit.
Anonymous