Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Harlan Ellison
The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it's too late."
Seymour Cray
Never trust a programmer in a suit.
Anonymous
A program without a loop and a structured variable isn't worth writing.
Alan J. Perlis
Starting a startup is hard, but having a 9 to 5 job is hard too, and in some ways a worse kind of hard.
Paul Graham
Saying that Java is good because it works on all platforms is like saying anal sex is good because it works on all genders.
Anonymous
To most Java developers, Ruby/Rails is like a mistress. Ruby/Rails is young, new, and exciting; but eventually we go back to old faithful, dependable, and employable Java with some new tricks and idioms and we are the better programmer for it.
Juixe TechKnow
When in doubt, leave it out.
Joshua Bloch
Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software.
Anonymous
Perspective is worth 80 I.Q. points
Alan Kay