Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn't show up in a Unix directory listing.
Oktal
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
Isaac Asimov
Fast, Cheap, Reliable: Pick any two.
Anonymous
Everyone can be taught to sculpt: Michelangelo would have had to be taught not to. So it is with great programmers.
Alan J. Perlis
A programmer started to cuss
Anonymous
Because getting to sleep was a fuss
As he lay there in bed
Looping 'round in his head
was: while(!asleep()) sheep++;
I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
Assaf Nitzan
The function name should define everything the function does.
Anonymous
If our customers wanted a product that worked that way, tell them to purchase a product that works that way.
Anonymous
A programmer that is 10 times better than another will probably be happy making only 3 times as much.
Paul Graham
If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.
Robert Sewell