Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
When a professional race car driver races, his pulse gets lower and he relaxes.
Jun-ichiro Hagino
When I code it is the same thing.
If you use copy and paste while you're coding, you're probably committing a design error.
David Parnas
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong, anything that can't go wrong will go wrong anyway.
Anonymous
Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.
Stan Kelly-Bootle
Don't code today what you can't debug tomorrow
Anonymous
There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.
Bill Gates
Manually managing blocks of memory in C is like juggling bars of soap in a prison shower: It's all fun and games until you forget about one of them.
Anonymous
The time machine's software will have a recursive main method.
Anonymous
Easy things should be easy and hard things should be possible.
Larry Wall
The sooner you get behind in your work, the more time you have to catch up.
Anonymous