Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
We better hurry up and start coding, there are going to be a lot of bugs to fix.
Anonymous
A fool with a tool is still a fool.
Anonymous
C(++) is a write-only, high-level assembler language.
Stefan Van Baelen
Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
Alan J. Perlis
So many good ideas are never heard from again once they embark in a voyage on the semantic gulf.
Alan J. Perlis
Within a computer natural language is unnatural.
Alan J. Perlis
C++ : Where friends have access to your private members.
Gavin Russell Baker
Java is like a variant of the game of Tetris in which none of the pieces can fill gaps created by the other pieces, so all you can do is pile them up endlessly.
Steve Yegge
Though a program be but three lines long, someday it will have to be maintained.
Tao Of Programming
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
Rick Osborne