Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one is better because you are better.
Anonymous
XML is like violence - if it's not working for you, you're not using enough of it.
Anonymous
When all you have is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.
Anonymous
I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn't show up in a Unix directory listing.
Oktal
Software is hard.
Donald Knuth
If we can't fix it, then it ain't broke.
Jon Bentley
KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid
Anonymous
He who hasn't hacked assembly language as a youth has no heart. He who does as an adult has no brain.
John Moore
Vi is a subset of evil.
Anonymous
C(++) is a write-only, high-level assembler language.
Stefan Van Baelen