Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
You want a dot operator in PHP?
Matthew Leffler
eval(str_replace('.', '->', $code_with_dot_operator))
I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
People who find Wiki-markup too difficult to use and need a WYSIWYG-editor shouldn't be using a Wiki in the first place.
Anonymous
Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.
Clark's law
When a programming language is created that allows programmers to program in simple English, it will be discovered that programmers cannot speak English.
Anonymous
Use four digits. A new millenium is coming.
Jon Bentley (1976)
Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.
Edward V Berard
It is better to have 100 functions operate on one data structure than 10 functions on 10 data structures.
Alan J. Perlis
I think there's a world market for about five computers.
Thomas J Watson Senior, 1945
In essence, let the market design the product.
Paul Graham