Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Selecting a project due date before the requirements are properly gathered is like selecting which corner you want to paint yourself into, while simultaneously negating the doorway as a viable option.
Chris Ames
Making something variable is easy. Controlling duration of constancy is the trick.
Alan J. Perlis
If you can build it, your users can break it.
Anonymous
A program without a loop and a structured variable isn't worth writing.
Alan J. Perlis
Singleton is a misconcept in OOP unless it's used as a misconcepted paradigm for application development.
Anonymous
Programmers usually have good reasons for making bad decisions.
Anonymous
If our customers wanted a product that worked that way, tell them to purchase a product that works that way.
Anonymous
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Anonymous
Computer programmers don't byte, they nibble a bit.
Anonymous
It works on my machine.
Anonymous