Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
There is no IRL, only AFK
Anonymous
Better train people and risk they leave – than do nothing and risk they stay.
Anonymous
Team debugging: the act of intimidating a PC into doing for two people what it refuses to do for one.
Anonymous
Don't code today what you can't debug tomorrow
Anonymous
Software is either testable or detestable.
Anonymous
The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone.
Oswald Chambers
First, solve the problem. Then, write the code.
John Johnson
I know it doesn't sound like a big effort, but programmers are really, really lazy, and they like to minimize motion. They'd use feeder tubes if the Health Department would let them.
Steve Yegge
People who think, "Oh this is a one-off," need to be offed, or perhaps politely removed from the project.
George Neville-Neil
People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware.
Alan Kay