Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Processes and methodologies can make good servants but are poor masters.
Mark Dowd, John McDonald & Justin Schuh
The goal is to deliver clean code that works - now.
Kent Beck
Pasting code from the Internet into production code is like chewing gum found in the street.
Anonymous
It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.
Alan J. Perlis
The proof of a system's value is its existence.
Alan J. Perlis
It is easier to optimize correct code than to correct optimized code.
Anonymous
Jesus saves but only Buddha makes incremental backups.
Anonymous
If it works, leave it alone — there's no need to understand it. If it fails, try to fix it — there's no time to understand it.
Bill Pfeifer
If your bug has a one in a million chance of happening, it'll happen next tuesday.
Anonymous
You want a dot operator in PHP?
Matthew Leffler
eval(str_replace('.', '->', $code_with_dot_operator))