Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
A programmer started to cuss
Anonymous
Because getting to sleep was a fuss
As he lay there in bed
Looping 'round in his head
was: while(!asleep()) sheep++;
I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Perhaps if we wrote programs from childhood on, as adults we'd be able to read them.
Alan J. Perlis
A well-written program is its own heaven; a poorly-written program is its own hell.
Tao of Programming
Testing like the TSA.
David Heinemeier Hansson on testing too much
An idiot with a computer is a faster, better idiot.
Rich Julius
Confidence, n.: The feeling you have before you understand the situation.
Anonymous
You might as well pay your customers 50K because they are just your QA.
Juixe TechKnow
Never memorize what you can look up in books.
Albert Einstein
The evolution of languages: FORTRAN is a non-typed language. C is a weakly typed language. Ada is a strongly typed language. C++ is a strongly hyped language.
Ron Sercely