Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Perl - The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption.
Keith Bostic
In computing, the mean time to failure keeps getting shorter.
Alan J. Perlis
You’ll spend far more time babysitting old technologies than implementing new ones.
Jason Hiner IT Dirty Secrets
Once you understand how to write a program get someone else to write it.
Alan J. Perlis
There is a great satisfaction in building good tools for other people to use.
Freeman Dyson
80 percent of my problems are simple logic errors. 80 percent of the remaining problems are pointer errors. The remaining problems are hard.
Mark Donner, IBM Watson Research Center
Blame doesn't fix bugs.
Anonymous
Selecting a project due date before the requirements are properly gathered is like selecting which corner you want to paint yourself into, while simultaneously negating the doorway as a viable option.
Chris Ames
The best code is no code at all.
Anonymous
I will not be a lemming and follow the crowd over the cliff and into the C.
John Beidler