Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
If you're going to break it, then break it good. Break everything. Get to the very front of the line. Don't like move up a couple of slots. That's pointless.
Anders Hejlsberg
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Harlan Ellison
A documented bug is not a bug; it is a feature.
James P. MacLennan
There are 10 types of people in the world, those who can read binary, and those who can't.
Anonymous
You have to "solve" the problem once in order to clearly define it and then solve it again to create a solution that works.
Anonymous
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they're not.
Anonymous
Saying that Java is good because it works on all platforms is like saying anal sex is good because it works on all genders.
Anonymous
If at first you don't succeed, try/catch, try/catch again.
Anonymous
Wherever there is modularity there is the potential for misunderstanding: Hiding information implies a need to check communication.
Alan J. Perlis
C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog.
Steve Taylor