Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
The C Programming Language — A language which combines the flexibility of assembly language with the power of assembly language.
Anonymous
I have found that the reason a lot of people are interested in artificial intelligence is the same reason a lot of people are interested in artificial limbs: they are missing one.
David Parnas
It's 5.50 a.m.... Do you know where your stack pointer is?
Anonymous
Documentation is like sex. When it's good, it's fantastic. When it's bad, it's still better than nothing.
Anonymous
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Harlan Ellison
Don’t fix bugs later; fix them now.
Steve Maguire
When a professional race car driver races, his pulse gets lower and he relaxes.
Jun-ichiro Hagino
When I code it is the same thing.
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
Anonymous
Weeks of coding can save you hours of planning.
Anonymous
Software with no bugs is obsolete.
Anonymous