Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
I finally found a definition for "middleware". "Middleware" is the software nobody wants to pay for.
Chris Stone
Only Half of programming is coding. The other 90% is debugging.
Anonymous
In the long run every program becomes rococo - then rubble.
Alan J. Perlis
Team debugging: the act of intimidating a PC into doing for two people what it refuses to do for one.
Anonymous
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they're not.
Anonymous
A C program is like a fast dance on a newly waxed dance floor by people carrying razors.
Waldi Ravens
You want a dot operator in PHP?
Matthew Leffler
eval(str_replace('.', '->', $code_with_dot_operator))
In seeking the unattainable, simplicity only gets in the way.
Alan J. Perlis
Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
Albert Einstein
Often it is the means that justify the ends: Goals advance technique and technique survives even when goal structures crumble.
Alan J. Perlis