Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Java is a DSL to transform big Xml documents into long exception stack traces.
Scott Bellware
With all due respect John, I am the head of IT and I have it on good authority. If you type "Google" into Google, you can break the Internet.
Jen, "The IT Crowd"
Programming is difficult. At its core, it is about managing complexity. Computer programs are the most complex things that humans make. Quality is illusive and elusive.
Douglas Crockford
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
Paul Ehrlich
Programmers usually have good reasons for making bad decisions.
Anonymous
Code reuse is the Holy Grail of Software Engineering.
Douglas Crockford
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Douglas Adams
Think of it! With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACS in 1 sq. cm.
Alan J. Perlis
Linux is only free if your time has no value.
Jamie Zawinski
A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that worked.
John Gall