Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
The eleventh commandment was "Thou Shalt Compute" or "Thou Shalt Not Compute" - I forget which.
Alan J. Perlis
Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.
Alan J. Perlis
Before software should be reusable, it should be usable.
Ralph Johnson
One programmer can do in one day what two programmers can do in two.
Anonymous
It is better to have 100 functions operate on one data structure than 10 functions on 10 data structures.
Alan J. Perlis
A programmer never dies he just degrades gracefully.
Anonymous
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Douglas Adams
Software Engineering isn't rocket science ... it's harder.
Anonymous
God is a hacker, not an engineer. You can do reverse engineering, but you can’t do reverse hacking.
Francis Crick
God is Real, unless declared Integer.
Anonymous