Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
A well-written program is its own heaven; a poorly-written program is its own hell.
Tao of Programming
Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it.
Seymour Cray on virtual memory
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.
Bill Gates
C++ is to C as Lung Cancer is to Lung.
Anonymous
The future will be like the past, because in the past the future was like the past.
About estimations
A program without a loop and a structured variable isn't worth writing.
Alan J. Perlis
All real programmers know C of course.
Jeff Atwood
C: a language that combines all the elegance and power of assembly language with all the readability and maintainability of assembly language.
Anonymous
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
Rick Osborne
I have always wished for my computer to be as easy to use as my telephone; my wish has come true because I can no longer figure out how to use my telephone.
Bjarne Stroustrup