Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
A good programmer looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
Anonymous
If you require information, do not free memory containing the information.
MSDN
If architects built houses the way programmers built programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.
Gerald Weinberg
If we're supposed to work in Hex, why have we only got A fingers?
Anonymous
If we can't fix it, then it ain't broke.
Jon Bentley
Anyone who has a wife and small kids knows that programming belongs to the easy things in life.
Anonymous
The time machine's software will have a recursive main method.
Anonymous
The limits of my language mean the limits of my world.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
Murphy's Law
It is easier to optimize correct code than to correct optimized code.
Anonymous