Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
C++ : Where friends have access to your private members.
Gavin Russell Baker
I finally found a definition for "middleware". "Middleware" is the software nobody wants to pay for.
Chris Stone
If you want to confuse your enemies, give them the source code. If you want to really confuse them, give them the documentation.
Anonymous
If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.
Robert Sewell
Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.
Alan J. Perlis
Jesus saves but only Buddha makes incremental backups.
Anonymous
Deleted code is debugged code.
Jeff Sickel
Java is like a variant of the game of Tetris in which none of the pieces can fill gaps created by the other pieces, so all you can do is pile them up endlessly.
Steve Yegge
If you lie to the compiler, it will get its revenge.
Henry Spencere
Development has two outputs... Code & Bugs
Anonymous