Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
If two people write exactly the same program, each should be put into microcode and then they certainly won't be the same.
Alan J. Perlis
A documented bug is not a bug; it is a feature.
James P. MacLennan
Is it possible that software is not like anything else, that it is meant to be discarded: that the whole point is to see it as a soap bubble?
Alan J. Perlis
When a professional race car driver races, his pulse gets lower and he relaxes.
Jun-ichiro Hagino
When I code it is the same thing.
Software is hard.
Donald Knuth
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
Paul Ehrlich
Good software, like wine, takes time.
Joel Spolsky
Must be zero, or equal to MAPI_UNICODE. In either case, however, this parameter is ignored.
MSDN
Don’t fix bugs later; fix them now.
Steve Maguire
Amateur programmers think there are 1000 bytes in a kilobyte; Real Programmers know there are 1024 meters in a kilometer.
Anonymous