Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
No one hates software more than software developers.
Jeff Atwood
Optimization hinders evolution.
Alan J. Perlis
Programming can be fun, so can cryptography; however they should not be combined.
Kreitzberg and Shneiderman
If C didn't exist, we would be programming in OBOL, PASAL or BASI
Anonymous
An idiot with a computer is a faster, better idiot.
Rich Julius
Sure, it's overkill. But you can never have too much overkill...
Anonymous
The sooner you get behind in your work, the more time you have to catch up.
Anonymous
If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.
Anonymous
I know it doesn't sound like a big effort, but programmers are really, really lazy, and they like to minimize motion. They'd use feeder tubes if the Health Department would let them.
Steve Yegge
Java. The elegant simplicity of C++. The blazing speed of Smalltalk.
Anonymous