Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
An idiot with a computer is a faster, better idiot.
Rich Julius
If you can't explain something to a six-year-old, you really don't understand it yourself.
Albert Einstein
I don't care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!
Ovidiu Platon
I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
For systems, the analogue of a face-lift is to add to the control graph an edge that creates a cycle, not just an additional node.
Alan J. Perlis
If you want to set off and go develop some grand new thing, you don't need millions of dollars of capitalization. You need enough pizza and Diet Coke to stick in your refrigerator, a cheap PC to work on and the dedication to go through with it.
John Carmack
When all you have is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.
Anonymous
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
Janet Reno
All real programmers know C of course.
Jeff Atwood
One can't proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.
Alan J. Perlis