Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
Albert Einstein
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
Wernher von Braun
Inside every complex program is a simple program trying to get out.
Anonymous
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.
Donald Knuth
There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses.
Bjarne Stroustrup
In a 5 year period we get one superb programming language. Only we can't control when the 5 year period will be.
Alan J. Perlis
In My Egotistical Opinion, most people's C programs should be indented six feet downward and covered with dirt.
Blair P. Houghton
C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog.
Steve Taylor
The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple. After that it's all learned.
Bruce Ediger
Testing like the TSA.
David Heinemeier Hansson on testing too much