Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
A fool with a tool is still a fool.
Anonymous
I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn't show up in a Unix directory listing.
Oktal
The best code is no code at all.
Anonymous
Team debugging: the act of intimidating a PC into doing for two people what it refuses to do for one.
Anonymous
The difference between something that can go wrong and something that can’t possibly go wrong is that when something that can’t possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.
Douglas Adams
Making something variable is easy. Controlling duration of constancy is the trick.
Alan J. Perlis
People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware.
Alan Kay
C++ is to C as Lung Cancer is to Lung.
Anonymous
The reason we plan ahead is so that we don't have to do anything right now.
Anonymous
Interfaces keep things tidy, but don't accelerate growth: Functions do.
Alan J. Perlis