Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Multi-threading is the art of screwing things up before, during or after something else.
Anonymous
C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog.
Steve Taylor
When a programming language is created that allows programmers to program in simple English, it will be discovered that programmers cannot speak English.
Anonymous
Your code is both good and original. Unfortunately the parts that are good are not original, and the parts that are original are not good.
Anonymous
Documentation is like sex. When it's good, it's fantastic. When it's bad, it's still better than nothing.
Anonymous
If you want to confuse your enemies, give them the source code. If you want to really confuse them, give them the documentation.
Anonymous
Don't worry if it doesn't work right. If everything did, you'd be out of a job.
Mosher's Law of Software Engineering
Fight code entropy.
John Carmack
There's a fine line between being on the leading edge and being in the lunatic fringe.
Frank Armstrong
I get as much enjoyment from trashing code as I do from scratching it out in the first place!
Anonymous