Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
You want a dot operator in PHP?
Matthew Leffler
eval(str_replace('.', '->', $code_with_dot_operator))
Software and cathedrals are much the same - first we build them, then we pray.
Anonymous
Java is to JavaScript what Car is to Carpet.
Chris Heilmann
C trades a slap on the wrist at compile time for a knife in the back at run time.
Anonymous
Compatibility means deliberately repeating other people's mistakes.
Anonymous
Don't code today what you can't debug tomorrow
Anonymous
Like wine, the mastery of programming matures with time. But, unlike wine, it gets sweeter in the process.
Lawrence Mucheka
Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.
Isaac Asimov
Most people find the concept of programming obvious, but the doing impossible.
Alan J. Perlis
The computer reminds one of Lon Chaney -- it is the machine of a thousand faces.
Alan J. Perlis