Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
Anonymous
One programmer can do in one day what two programmers can do in two.
Anonymous
We're even wrong about which mistakes we're making.
Carl Winfeld
A computer programmer is a device for turning coffee into bugs.
Bram Moolenaar
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use regular expressions." Now they have two problems.
Jamie Zawinski
It goes against the grain of modern education to teach children to program. What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail and learning to be self-critical?
Alan J. Perlis
Engineers are all basically high-functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do stuff.
Cory Doctorow
If we can't fix it, then it ain't broke.
Jon Bentley
The sooner you get behind in your work, the more time you have to catch up.
Anonymous
I went to school to learn how to program software applications, which inevitably have bug defects. There was no course at my university on testing, debugging, profiling, or optimization. These things you have to learn on your own, usually in a tight deadline.
Juixe TechKnow