Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
People who think, "Oh this is a one-off," need to be offed, or perhaps politely removed from the project.
George Neville-Neil
Remember, a great way to avoid broken code is to have less of it. The code that you never write will work forever.
Russ Olsen
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.
Bill Gates
We better hurry up and start coding, there are going to be a lot of bugs to fix.
Anonymous
The reason we plan ahead is so that we don't have to do anything right now.
Anonymous
Rules are for the obedience of the inexperienced and the guidance of the wise.
Anonymous
Code never lies, comments sometimes do.
Ron Jeffries
If your bug has a one in a million chance of happening, it'll happen next tuesday.
Anonymous
The latest new features in C++ are designed to fix the previously new features in C++.
David Jameson
Engineering is the art of doing with one dollar what any damn fool can do with two.
From Space Systems Failures by David M. Harland and Ralph D. Lorenz