Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
Rick Osborne
C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog.
Steve Taylor
Web Development is a lot like kickboxing: You have to watch your cookies.
Anonymous
Sometimes I think the only universal in the computing field is the fetch-execute cycle.
Alan J. Perlis
Software is hard.
Donald Knuth
People who think, "Oh this is a one-off," need to be offed, or perhaps politely removed from the project.
George Neville-Neil
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Michael Sinz
Any sufficiently well-documented lisp program contains an ML program in its comments.
Anonymous
There are only two industries that refer to their customers as users: the computer industry and the drug trade.
Edward Tufte
My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going on to be scared.
P. J. Plauger