Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.
Anonymous
It is the user who should parameterize procedures, not their creators.
Alan J. Perlis
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Michael Sinz
C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog.
Steve Taylor
All problems in computer science can be solved with another level of indirection.
David Wheeler
If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.
Robert Sewell
Working software is the primary measure of progress.
Agile Manifesto
With all due respect John, I am the head of IT and I have it on good authority. If you type "Google" into Google, you can break the Internet.
Jen, "The IT Crowd"
I was a C++ programmer before I started designing Ruby. I programmed in C++ exclusively for two or three years. And after two years of C++ programming, it still surprised me.
Matz
Never trust a programmer in a suit.
Anonymous