Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Vi is a subset of evil.
Anonymous
Users are a terrible thing. Systems would be infinitely more stable without them.
Michael T. Nygard.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Douglas Adams
Software Engineering isn't rocket science ... it's harder.
Anonymous
Only in wealth, there is room for a bad idea.
Jasper van der Meer
If you want to confuse your enemies, give them the source code. If you want to really confuse them, give them the documentation.
Anonymous
Manually managing blocks of memory in C is like juggling bars of soap in a prison shower: It's all fun and games until you forget about one of them.
Anonymous
People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware.
Alan Kay
Computers are getting smarter all the time. Scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (And by 'they', I mean 'computers'. I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)
Dave Barry
Like punning, programming is a play on words.
Alan J. Perlis