Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Blame doesn't fix bugs.
Anonymous
Change breaks the brittle.
Jan Houtema
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Michael Sinz
The only valid measurement of code quality: WTFs / minute
Thom Holwerda
One programmer can do in one day what two programmers can do in two.
Anonymous
There is not now, nor has there ever been, nor will there ever be, any programming language in which it is the least bit difficult to write bad code.
Anonymous
Sex is fun, but it probably doesn't solve all your problems.
Larry Wall
The goal of computation is the emulation of our synthetic abilities, not the understanding of our analytic ones.
Alan J. Perlis
Three things should never be seen in the process of being created: laws, sausage, and software.
Anonymous
I Hate Programming.
Anonymous
I Hate Programming.
I Hate Programming.
It works!
I Love Programming.