Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
It can scarcely be denied that the supreme goal of all theory is to make the irreducible basic elements as simple and as few as possible without having to surrender the adequate representation of a single datum of experience.
Albert Einstein
Code is never finished, only abandoned.
Anonymous
The Internet? Is that thing still around?
Homer Simpson
It seems to me you can program with discipline or you can program with bondage and discipline. You can't avoid the discipline either way, but bondage appeals to some people.
Patrick Logan
A computer scientist counts to ten: 0, 1, 2, 3, 4 ...
Anonymous
Everyone else counts to ten: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
If your bug has a one in a million chance of happening, it'll happen next tuesday.
Anonymous
It’s hard to read through a book on the principles of magic without glancing at the cover periodically to make sure it isn’t a book on software design.
Bruce Tognazzini
Any technology that surpasses 50% penetration will never double again (in any number of months).
Peter Norvig's law
There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.
Bill Gates
j++; // increment j
Anonymous