Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
If you don't think you're doing great things, you're probably right.
Anonymous
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Thomas A. Edison
There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.
Bill Gates
Going from programming in Pascal to programming in C, is like learning to write in Morse code.
J.P. Candusso
All programs have at least one bug remaining and can be optimized by one byte. Thus, by mathematical induction, all programs can be reduced to one byte. And it won't work.
Anonymous
All real programmers know C of course.
Jeff Atwood
Think of it this way: threads are like salt, not like pasta. You like salt, I like salt, we all like salt. But we eat more pasta.
Larry McVoy
I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn't show up in a Unix directory listing.
Oktal
Never memorize what you can look up in books.
Albert Einstein
Never underestimate the disparity between developer excitement and user apathy.
Anonymous