Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
If you've seen one picture of the Mandelbrot Set, you've seen them all.
Bill Karwin
Java is like a variant of the game of Tetris in which none of the pieces can fill gaps created by the other pieces, so all you can do is pile them up endlessly.
Steve Yegge
Good software, like wine, takes time.
Joel Spolsky
Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever.
Dan Kaminsky
Software isn't about methodologies, languages, or even operating systems. It is about working applications.
Christopher Baus
Vi is a subset of evil.
Anonymous
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Harlan Ellison
The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it's too late."
Seymour Cray
Better train people and risk they leave – than do nothing and risk they stay.
Anonymous
A C program is like a fast dance on a newly waxed dance floor by people carrying razors.
Waldi Ravens