Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Sex is fun, but it probably doesn't solve all your problems.
Larry Wall
Perl - The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption.
Keith Bostic
Linux is only free if your time has no value.
Jamie Zawinski
You can have a negative percent chance of succeeding in a task. For example, if you have a -5% chance of succeeding, not only will you fail every time you make an attempt, you will also fail 1 in 20 times that you don't even try.
Anonymous
Don't have good ideas if you aren't willing to be responsible for them.
Alan J. Perlis
Testing like the TSA.
David Heinemeier Hansson on testing too much
The programmer, like the poet, works only slightly removed from pure thought-stuff. He builds his castles in the air, from air, creating by exertion of the imagination. Few media of creation are so flexible, so easy to polish and rework, so readily capable of realizing grand conceptual structures.
Frederick P. Brooks Jr.
Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it.
Seymour Cray on virtual memory
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Michael Sinz
One programmer can do in one day what two programmers can do in two.
Anonymous