Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
In My Egotistical Opinion, most people's C programs should be indented six feet downward and covered with dirt.
Blair P. Houghton
It's 5.50 a.m.... Do you know where your stack pointer is?
Anonymous
I will not be a lemming and follow the crowd over the cliff and into the C.
John Beidler
One Page Principle: A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5x11 inch paper cannot be understood.
Mark Ardis
In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?
Anonymous
Rules are for the obedience of the inexperienced and the guidance of the wise.
Anonymous
Working software is the primary measure of progress.
Agile Manifesto
Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't work. Practice is when something works, but you don't know why. Programmers combine theory and practice: Nothing works and they don't know why.
Anonymous
There are only 3 numbers of interest to a computer scientist: 1, 0 and infinity.
Anonymous
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
Janet Reno