Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
A documented bug is not a bug; it is a feature.
James P. MacLennan
First, solve the problem. Then, write the code.
John Johnson
There are only two industries that refer to their customers as users: the computer industry and the drug trade.
Edward Tufte
The bearing of a child takes nine months, no matter how many women are assigned. Many software tasks have this characteristic because of the sequential nature of debugging.
Fred Brooks
The function of good software is to make the complex appear to be simple.
Grady Booch
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
Vincent van Gogh
Java is like a variant of the game of Tetris in which none of the pieces can fill gaps created by the other pieces, so all you can do is pile them up endlessly.
Steve Yegge
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Anonymous
To iterate is human, to recurse divine.
L. Peter Deutsch
90% of everything is crap
Sturgeon's Revelation