Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Java. The elegant simplicity of C++. The blazing speed of Smalltalk.
Anonymous
A computer programmer is a device for turning coffee into bugs.
Bram Moolenaar
The debate rages on: is PL/I Bachtrian or Dromedary?
Alan J. Perlis
If we're supposed to work in Hex, why have we only got A fingers?
Anonymous
Remember, a great way to avoid broken code is to have less of it. The code that you never write will work forever.
Russ Olsen
In my experience, one of the most significant problems in software development is assuming. If you assume a method will passed the right parameter value, the method will fail.
Paul M. Duvall
The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim.
Edsger W. Dijkstra
If you require information, do not free memory containing the information.
MSDN
Within a computer natural language is unnatural.
Alan J. Perlis
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
Isaac Asimov