Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
I hate code, and I want as little of it in our product as possible.
Jack Diederich
There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.
Bill Gates
There are 10 types of people in the world, those who can read binary, and those who can't.
Anonymous
You start writing code, I'll go see what the customer wants
Anonymous
First, solve the problem. Then, write the code.
John Johnson
The three chief virtues of a programmer are: Laziness, Impatience and Hubris.
Larry Wall
The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone.
Oswald Chambers
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
Nathaniel Borenstein
Confidence, n.: The feeling you have before you understand the situation.
Anonymous
If you've seen one picture of the Mandelbrot Set, you've seen them all.
Bill Karwin