Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
I Hate Programming.
Anonymous
I Hate Programming.
I Hate Programming.
It works!
I Love Programming.
Rules for optimization:
Michael A Jackson
1. Don't do it.
2. (for experts only) Don't do it yet.
Every dark corner you haven't explored with your flashlight is full of bugs.
Kent Beck and Martin Fowler
Perspective is worth 80 I.Q. points
Alan Kay
All real programmers know C of course.
Jeff Atwood
It goes against the grain of modern education to teach children to program. What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail and learning to be self-critical?
Alan J. Perlis
The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone.
Oswald Chambers
Debuggers don't remove bugs. They only show them in slow motion.
Anonymous
The C Programming Language — A language which combines the flexibility of assembly language with the power of assembly language.
Anonymous
Java. The elegant simplicity of C++. The blazing speed of Smalltalk.
Anonymous