Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
First, solve the problem. Then, write the code.
John Johnson
Whereas Europeans generally pronounce my name the right way ('Nick-louse Veert'), Americans invariably mangle it into 'Nickel's Worth.' This is to say that Europeans call me by name, but Americans call me by value.
Niklaus Wirth
There are 10 types of people. Those who can read ternary, those who can't and those who mistake it for binary.
Anonymous
Anyone who considers arithmetic methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.
John von Neumann
A computer programmer is a device for turning coffee into bugs.
Bram Moolenaar
Though a program be but three lines long, someday it will have to be maintained.
Tao Of Programming
Programming is an unnatural act.
Alan J. Perlis
God is Real, unless declared Integer.
Anonymous
If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.
Anonymous