Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
If we can't fix it, then it ain't broke.
Jon Bentley
I finally found a definition for "middleware". "Middleware" is the software nobody wants to pay for.
Chris Stone
If you're going to break it, then break it good. Break everything. Get to the very front of the line. Don't like move up a couple of slots. That's pointless.
Anders Hejlsberg
Any fool can use a computer. Many do.
Ted Nelson
If you don't think you're doing great things, you're probably right.
Anonymous
Software with no bugs is obsolete.
Anonymous
If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
Alan J. Perlis
There are 10 types of people in the world, those who can read binary, and those who can't.
Anonymous
C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog.
Steve Taylor
There is no IRL, only AFK
Anonymous