Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Perl - The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption.
Keith Bostic
If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?
John Wooden, basketball coach
I don't care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!
Ovidiu Platon
Good web applications should look like trifle.
Cal Henderson
We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat's next-to-last theorem.
Alan J. Perlis
Three things should never be seen in the process of being created: laws, sausage, and software.
Anonymous
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
Isaac Asimov
Java is a DSL to transform big Xml documents into long exception stack traces.
Scott Bellware
Mostly, when you see programmers, they aren't doing anything. One of the attractive things about programmers is that you cannot tell whether or not they are working simply by looking at them. Very often they're sitting there seemingly drinking coffee and gossiping, or just staring into space. What the programmer is trying to do is get a handle on all the individual and unrelated ideas that are scampering around in his head.
Charles M Strauss
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
Anonymous