Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Your code is both good and original. Unfortunately the parts that are good are not original, and the parts that are original are not good.
Anonymous
Any fool can use a computer. Many do.
Ted Nelson
It is often easier to not do something dumb than it is to do something smart.
Anonymous
Multitasking is the art of distracting yourself from two things you’d rather not be doing by doing them simultaneously.
Anonymous
Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one is better because you are better.
Anonymous
If we can't fix it, then it ain't broke.
Jon Bentley
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Harlan Ellison
I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn't show up in a Unix directory listing.
Oktal
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'
Isaac Asimov
There's no test like production.
Anonymous