Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Java is C++ without the guns, knives, and clubs.
James Gosling
If you can build it, your users can break it.
Anonymous
Saying that Java is good because it works on all platforms is like saying anal sex is good because it works on all genders.
Anonymous
Development has two outputs... Code & Bugs
Anonymous
Let the code run free, if it needs to be debugged, it will come back.
Anonymous
Multi-threading is the art of screwing things up before, during or after something else.
Anonymous
Java. The elegant simplicity of C++. The blazing speed of Smalltalk.
Anonymous
A computer programmer is a device for turning coffee into bugs.
Bram Moolenaar
On the 7th day ... God began debugging.
Anonymous
Human beings are not accustomed to being perfect, and few areas of human activity demand it. Adjusting to the requirement for perfection is, I think, the most difficult part of learning to program.
Anonymous