Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Once you understand how to write a program get someone else to write it.
Alan J. Perlis
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Douglas Adams
If it is worth doing once, it is worth automating...
Anonymous
You might as well pay your customers 50K because they are just your QA.
Juixe TechKnow
If you're going to break it, then break it good. Break everything. Get to the very front of the line. Don't like move up a couple of slots. That's pointless.
Anders Hejlsberg
It won't be covered in the book. The source code has to be useful for something, after all...
Larry Wall
The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple. After that it's all learned.
Bruce Ediger
A well-written program is its own heaven; a poorly-written program is its own hell.
Tao of Programming
In My Egotistical Opinion, most people's C programs should be indented six feet downward and covered with dirt.
Blair P. Houghton
Whereas Europeans generally pronounce my name the right way ('Nick-louse Veert'), Americans invariably mangle it into 'Nickel's Worth.' This is to say that Europeans call me by name, but Americans call me by value.
Niklaus Wirth