Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming, is not worth knowing.
Alan J. Perlis
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
Alan J. Perlis
God is a hacker, not an engineer. You can do reverse engineering, but you can’t do reverse hacking.
Francis Crick
Remember, a great way to avoid broken code is to have less of it. The code that you never write will work forever.
Russ Olsen
For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong.
H L Mencken
Question: How does a large software project get to be one year late? Answer: One day at a time!
Fred Brooks
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
Janet Reno
The Internet? Is that thing still around?
Homer Simpson
Some programmers try to reach higher by standing on other programmers' shoulders. Other programmers try to reach higher by standing on other programmers' toes.
Anonymous
If you want to confuse your enemies, give them the source code. If you want to really confuse them, give them the documentation.
Anonymous