Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
Any sufficiently well-documented lisp program contains an ML program in its comments.
Anonymous
Think of it! With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACS in 1 sq. cm.
Alan J. Perlis
My programs don't have bugs, they just develop random features.
Anonymous
I get as much enjoyment from trashing code as I do from scratching it out in the first place!
Anonymous
You can stand on the shoulders of giants OR a big enough pile of dwarfs, works either way.
Anonymous
Once you understand how to write a program get someone else to write it.
Alan J. Perlis
If you want to confuse your enemies, give them the source code. If you want to really confuse them, give them the documentation.
Anonymous
I'm not a great programmer; I'm just a good programmer with great habits.
Kent Beck
Inside every complex program is a simple program trying to get out.
Anonymous
C is quirky, flawed and an enormous success.
Dennis Ritchie