Best programming and hacker quotes. Ever.
Curated by fellow hackers Jarmo Pertman & Andri Möll
I get as much enjoyment from trashing code as I do from scratching it out in the first place!
Anonymous
Change breaks the brittle.
Jan Houtema
Structured Programming supports the law of the excluded muddle.
Alan J. Perlis
Designing software in a team is like writing poetry in a committee meeting.
Joel Spolsky
Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.
Linus Torvalds
Every language has an optimization operator. In C++ that operator is ‘//’
Anonymous
When art critics get together they talk about Form and Structure and Meaning. When artists get together they talk about where you can buy cheap turpentine.
Pablo Picasso
You want a dot operator in PHP?
Matthew Leffler
eval(str_replace('.', '->', $code_with_dot_operator))
As soon as you agree on the number of spaces for indentation, no-one argues for tabs.
Alvar Lumberg
Think twice before you start programming or you will program twice before you start thinking.
Anonymous